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BRIGGS
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12/15/2009  3:05 AM
http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ap-canadiandoctor-doping&prov=ap&type=lgns

Man this guy is falling as fast as I have ever seen. He had the world by the blls and than shared them a bit too much:) These professional athletes use the HGH to come back from injury--they can lie till their blue in the face but you don't visit this doctor for aspirin. Is this Barry Bonds part deux?

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12/15/2009  5:15 AM    LAST EDITED: 12/15/2009  5:15 AM
WE AIN'T NOWHERE WITH THIS BUM CHOKER IN CARMELO. GIVE ME STARKS'S 2-21 ANY DAY OVER THIS LACKLUSTER CLUSTEREFF.
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12/15/2009  7:00 AM
It really isn't too suprising... When Steve Urkel gives muscle poses, something is up.

Tiger was a great amateur golfer, no doubt, but his rapid muscular ascension makes little to no sense unless put in the HGH/steriod context

DLeethal wrote: Lol Rick needs a safe space
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12/15/2009  9:03 AM
BRIGGS wrote:http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ap-canadiandoctor-doping&prov=ap&type=lgns

Man this guy is falling as fast as I have ever seen. He had the world by the blls and than shared them a bit too much:) These professional athletes use the HGH to come back from injury--they can lie till their blue in the face but you don't visit this doctor for aspirin. Is this Barry Bonds part deux?

I can't think of another athlete who ever had as much stuff come down on him in as short a period of time.

Some major bad karma was built up by this guy, and it is all coming back on him now.

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12/15/2009  9:37 AM
I don't think its terrible to help overcome an injury. Just me. Pile on is too easy.

Superstars all sign a deal with the devil to get to the top. Tiger is no different. The guy was bred to play golf, not be a complete person.
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12/15/2009  11:09 AM
Juicy Topics

Tiger on "the sauce" or "the juice"?

If barbecue sauce can make you hit a golf ball that well then sales for Kraft KC Pit will go through the roof.

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12/15/2009  11:55 AM
At first I thought he was hitting the bottle in light of all these developments.
WE AIN'T NOWHERE WITH THIS BUM CHOKER IN CARMELO. GIVE ME STARKS'S 2-21 ANY DAY OVER THIS LACKLUSTER CLUSTEREFF.
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12/15/2009  1:17 PM    LAST EDITED: 12/15/2009  1:17 PM
misterearl wrote:Juicy Topics

Tiger on "the sauce" or "the juice"?

If barbecue sauce can make you hit a golf ball that well then sales for Kraft KC Pit will go through the roof.

I guess it depends on where your steroid slang is from. I mean we could say he's on the sht he's on the juice hes saucing but the bottom line it doesnt look very good. This could be worse than sowing some wild oats he might've missed out on. I don't see where MLB has excused Barry Bonds. Unfair because they HAVE excused Arod and many others but the top guy seems to be a point man.

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12/15/2009  1:18 PM
orangeblobman wrote:At first I thought he was hitting the bottle in light of all these developments.

Me too. I thought sauce meant alcohol.

lol @ being BANNED by Martin since 11/07/10 (for asking if Mr. Earl had a point). Really, Martin? C'mon. This is the internet. I've seen much worse on this site. By Earl himself. Drop the hypocrisy.
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12/15/2009  1:38 PM    LAST EDITED: 12/15/2009  1:39 PM
Nalod wrote:I don't think its terrible to help overcome an injury. Just me. Pile on is too easy.

Superstars all sign a deal with the devil to get to the top. Tiger is no different. The guy was bred to play golf, not be a complete person.

Not Superstars but Supper-bubbles..
Never understood what is special in golfing in general. It's nice for your health to walk on the fresh air (or ride quite electric cart).
What this has to do with sports? Not more than poker and bowling I guess...
Nothing for your muscles, nothing for your brain. And yep, can be good for your wallet if you already have a bunch of money and want to make more.
Tiger is a businessman, and he just lost a lot of his business because of the ladies (which have always Devil inside for sure...)

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12/15/2009  1:57 PM
Tiger should get divorced and go on tour with his hos. He can call it the No Limit Tour. He can have a different girl in the gallery be his ho for the night. When he wins the Masters next year, he should put on his jacket "Ho Master."

As far as steroids, I doubt steroids are really giving you much of an advantage in golf. I mean Woods was one of the longest drivers when he was 21, so his game has not really changed. If he did use, it was probably more to overcome an injury.

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12/15/2009  2:02 PM
Briggs - Babe Ruth hit the sauce with regularity and was known to have plenty of women. I don't see where MLB ever pardoned Dock Ellis for wearing curlers to keep his 'do straight in between starts for the Pirates either. Dick Allen never hit the sauce or the juice, but I would totally understand if he needed something to calm his nerves after the demeaning names he was called in Little Rock, Arkansas, and his negatively biased treatment by the press in Philadelphia.

I need a drink.

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12/15/2009  2:19 PM
Doc Ellis pitched a no-hitter on LSD.
https:// It's not so hard.
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12/15/2009  2:38 PM
BasketballJones - you are indeed a gentleman and a sports scholar. Steve Howe got so many second chances I lost count.

How many performers rely on alternative substances to maintain the high demanded of them night in and night out? Not making excuses. I'm jus sayin that senior citizen BB King is on the road 330 days out of the year and is an rare specimen of focus and pure professionalism.

I would understand if BB hit the sauce on the tour bus.

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12/15/2009  4:36 PM
BasketballJones wrote:Doc Ellis pitched a no-hitter on LSD.

Did you see the short cartoon film about it?

If you are still following the team and reading sites like this, there is nothing, short of your own demise, that is going to throw you off this train.
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12/15/2009  4:38 PM
93BUICK wrote:
BasketballJones wrote:Doc Ellis pitched a no-hitter on LSD.

Did you see the short cartoon film about it?

No, but it sounds good. Where can I see it?

https:// It's not so hard.
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12/15/2009  4:51 PM
BasketballJones wrote:
93BUICK wrote:
BasketballJones wrote:Doc Ellis pitched a no-hitter on LSD.

Did you see the short cartoon film about it?

No, but it sounds good. Where can I see it?

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12/15/2009  8:23 PM
buddapaw wrote:

Oh nice. Thanks for posting that.

https:// It's not so hard.
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Nauru
12/15/2009  8:27 PM    LAST EDITED: 12/15/2009  8:27 PM
That **** was hilarious mans.

I've never used LSD, but shrooms are great.

WE AIN'T NOWHERE WITH THIS BUM CHOKER IN CARMELO. GIVE ME STARKS'S 2-21 ANY DAY OVER THIS LACKLUSTER CLUSTEREFF.
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