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TMS
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12/9/2009  4:40 AM
I'm sensing a pattern here... Tiger must be into skanky lookin' white chicks.

Mindy Lawton


Kalika Moquin


Jamie Grubbs


Rachel Uchitel


Cori Rist


Jamie Jungers (only cute non-skanky looking one of the bunch)


Holly Sampson (Pornstar)


Joslyn James (Porn Star)

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12/9/2009  6:08 AM
With all these women, how can Tiger NOT be the spokesman for Viagara? This the most natural product/sponsor fit in history.
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12/9/2009  8:34 AM

all persuasion...SMH

the stop underrating David Lee movement 1. FIRE MIKE 2. HIRE MULLIN 3. PAY AVERY 4. FREE NATE!!!
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12/9/2009  8:36 AM
I hope his wife cleans his ass out. There is cheating a screw-up here and there but this is just ridiculous. Not using protection, sleeping truck-stop whores, what the hell is wrong with this guy. How long before one of these skanks come forward claiming to be pregnant with a Tiger cub?

I don't usually condone domestic violence but I hope she did whip his ass with that golf club. She should pack up her and the kids and find the best damn divorce attorney.
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12/9/2009  8:40 AM
Just another case of a man thinking with the wrong head.
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12/9/2009  8:41 AM
That rachel chick is a guy I swear.
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12/9/2009  9:07 AM
well... after he plays the front 9 he wants to play the back 9 too. He's an 18 hole kinda guy. Not all chicks are into that
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Panos
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12/9/2009  9:12 AM
cooch2584 wrote:That rachel chick is a guy I swear.

I think I saw her/him in an Almodovar movie.
Panos
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12/9/2009  9:12 AM
fishmike wrote:well... after he plays the front 9 he wants to play the back 9 too. He's an 18 hole kinda guy. Not all chicks are into that

Dude, you f'in funny.
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12/9/2009  9:34 AM    LAST EDITED: 12/9/2009  3:09 PM
Panos wrote:
fishmike wrote:well... after he plays the front 9 he wants to play the back 9 too. He's an 18 hole kinda guy. Not all chicks are into that

Dude, you f'in funny.

Do you think he has a scorecard where he enters a girls name and how many times strokes he had with each of them on a particular "date?"

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12/9/2009  10:13 AM
Panos wrote:
cooch2584 wrote:That rachel chick is a guy I swear.

I think I saw her/him in an Almodovar movie.
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12/9/2009  11:26 AM
^^^^^^ THATS FING FUGLY.NOW I DONT WANNA EAT MY LUNCH
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12/9/2009  12:57 PM    LAST EDITED: 12/9/2009  1:01 PM
Tiger is a lame...man, most of those hoes are disgusto. Thats what a billionaire in his early-30s is pullin' nowadays?

Judging by that roster of females, he has yet to shake the sheltered, nerd mindset that defined his upbringing.

I have no respect for that clown outside of the golf course.

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12/9/2009  3:39 PM
TMS wrote:I'm sensing a pattern here... Tiger must be into skanky lookin' white chicks.

Ya think?

https:// It's not so hard.
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12/9/2009  4:31 PM
come on fellas, you all know you'd bukkake with at least half of these chicks...there seems to be a high / low threshold here. Either very doable or very heinous. I wonder if he's going to go David Duchovny on us...
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12/9/2009  4:42 PM
The two cutest ones are both named Jamie.
lol @ being BANNED by Martin since 11/07/10 (for asking if Mr. Earl had a point). Really, Martin? C'mon. This is the internet. I've seen much worse on this site. By Earl himself. Drop the hypocrisy.
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12/10/2009  9:07 AM    LAST EDITED: 12/10/2009  9:08 AM
Yea, um, about that non-skanky one you were talking about...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/08/jamie-jungers-liposuction_n_384455.html

"Life & Style reports that Tiger Woods paid for liposuction for one of his many alleged mistresses. The magazine says that Woods gave Jamie Jungers (PHOTOS), a 26-year-old blonde, thousands of dollars, which she used on thigh liposuction.

Here is the press release:

Jamie Jungers is enjoying the perks of being one of Tiger Woods' mistresses. The multimillionaire athlete lavished big bucks on the aspiring model, which she spent on plastic surgery. An insider tells Life & Style,"Tiger gave Jamie thousands of dollars. She took that money to get liposuction on her thighs." According to reports, Jamie, 26, met Tiger in Las Vegas in July 2005 while she was working for Trashy Lingerie as a "Trashy Girl." They reportedly carried on their affair for more than a year even though Jamie was engaged. Jamie has not commented on any of the allegations. For more breaking news on Tiger Woods, pick up the new issue of Life & Style, on newsstands tomorrow."

The accompanying picture looks trashy as well
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12/10/2009  9:23 AM
this just gets better and better. here's spme text msg's:

Text messages between Tiger Woods and Jaimee Grubbs
Posted: 10:38 AM, December 9, 2009

Tiger: Hey Sexy I can't come out this week. Something came up family wise (July 20, 3:04 p.m

Jaimee:That's okay I hope everything is fine ... would have liked to see you

Tiger:We will make it happen

Jaimee:I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday (July 26, 11: 22 p.m

Tiger:what kind of present your naked body

Jaimee:haha no a watch I slept alone

Tiger: alone with him that is

Jaimee:haha I wish

Jaimee: miss u (Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m

Tiger: now that's hot so who is your new boy toy

Jaimee: no new boy toy ... still running dry... been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months

Tiger:I need you

Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u

Tiger:I will wear you out soon

Jaimee:how soon? I got a new piercing

Tiger:really. Where

Jaimee:I just sent u a pic of it ... is on my cheek below my eye ... implanted a little diamond

Tiger: send it again. I didn't pick up on that

Tiger:you just need some attention from me

Tiger:do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m

Jaimee:I don't even have someone I am dating ... no ... u can be my boyfriend

Tiger:then I am

Jaimee:I wish

Tiger:quiet and secretively we will always be together<p>

Tiger:when was the last time you got laid<p>

Jaimee:if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha (Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.)<p>

Tiger:oh god<p>

Jaimee:take a break from watching boring old golf<p>

Jaimee:I mean the amazing sport of golf ;)<p>

Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding<p>

Tiger: I know sexy<p>

Jaimee: is it orange county time yet? (Oct. 1, 6:06 p.m.)<p>

Tiger:oh stop :)<p>

Jaimee:hahaha I know ... but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me ... im finding myself watching sports center ... haha j/k it isn't that bad<p>

Tiger:its never been that bad<p>

Jaimee: very true ... I only watch football<p>

Tiger:Figured you would say that. Big black guys.<p>

Jaimee:u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special<p>
</p><br>
Tiger:why do I not believe that?<p>

Tiger:[later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.<p>

Tiger:having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself<p>

Jaimee:I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u ... the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn't and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing<p>

Tiger:you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon<p>

Jaimee:Something wrong babe?I was excited to sepnd time with u this week (Oct. 15, 6:40 p.m.)<p>

Tiger:I will you Sunda night. Its the only night in which I am totally free but I have to leave at 530 Monday morning to drive up to the valley for an outing for one of my sponsors. See you at 8 pm on Sunday in newport<p>

Tiger: don't text me back till tomorrow morning. I have to many people around me right now<p>

Tiger:send me something very naughty (Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m.)<p>

Jaimee:some things are worth waiting for lol ... besides im at work<p>

Tiger:go to the bathroom and take it<p>

Jaimee:haha ur too much<p>

Jaimee:are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport :( I am lonely now ... i like falling asleep in your arms (Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m.)<p>

Tiger:sorry baby I just can't sleep. Its just a problem I have.<p>

Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning<p>

Jaimee:well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn't sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more ... find out why I keep falling more and more for u ;)<p>

Tiger:Because I'm blasian :)<p>

Tiger: I'm sorry babe. Im already home.<p>

Jaimee:I'm putting my underwear back on ... thats a no no ... come take them off<p>

Tiger::) you are too funny<p>

Tiger:happy thanksgiving to you (Nov. 26, 11:16 a.m.)<p>

Jaimee: u too love<p>

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/text_messages_between_tiger_woods_lh2ptFU8WhzJEBD8f2CCgO#ixzz0ZINWc2FF
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12/10/2009  9:30 AM    LAST EDITED: 12/10/2009  9:30 AM
"i'm bone thugs and harmony..."

tiger got MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD game...take notes folks...that's how you pull honeys.....
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12/10/2009  9:53 AM
Tiger - Because I'm blasian :)

Awesome!
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