Darko Mad Libs
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JohnWallace44
Posts: 25119 Alba Posts: 1 Joined: 6/14/2005 Member: #910 USA |
10/1/2009 12:42 PM
"If I see these firetrucks in front of me I will F* kill emperor penguins. F** Moses! If I see their boobies in front of me, I am going to F** electrical outlets, F** screech owls in the ear, from the front and the back. I will F** Jessica Simpson too." - Darko Milicic
This could be endless entertainment... Alan Hahn:
Nate Robinson has been on a ridonkulous scoring tear lately (remember when he couldn't hit Jerome James with a Big Mac in early January?)
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Allanfan20
Posts: 35947 Alba Posts: 50 Joined: 1/16/2004 Member: #542 USA |
10/1/2009 12:48 PM
emperor penguins are endangered?
“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do NOT do that thing.”- Dwight Schrute
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kip3f
Posts: 20227 Alba Posts: 3 Joined: 10/11/2004 Member: #762 |
10/1/2009 2:16 PM
"If I see these oranges in front of me I will F* kill bald eagles. F** Buddha! If I see their toes in front of me, I am going to F** shovel, F** bunny in the ear, from the front and the back. I will F** Mariah Carey too."
I asked my GF to fill in the words ... she didn't know that they were going to be used to fill in a Darko rant! |
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GKFv2
Posts: 26752 Alba Posts: 114 Joined: 1/16/2007 Member: #1259 USA |
10/1/2009 2:21 PM
LOL. Glad you like this so much, John. I know it was way out of line but I find it hilarious. I like that the dude has fire and has a mean streak in him. Even if he's a bust, we need a guy who is going to come in there and tell the other team to STFU if they try to clown our team. A goon so to say. Darko is our goon.
Thank you, Rick Brunson.
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Allanfan20
Posts: 35947 Alba Posts: 50 Joined: 1/16/2004 Member: #542 USA |
10/1/2009 2:37 PM
"If I see these tractors in front of me i will f* kill blue whales. F** Allah! If I see their pancreases in front of me, I am going to f* wallets, f* white tailed deers in the anus, from the front and the back. I will f* Bridget Midget too."- Darko Milicic
“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do NOT do that thing.”- Dwight Schrute
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GKFv2
Posts: 26752 Alba Posts: 114 Joined: 1/16/2007 Member: #1259 USA |
10/1/2009 2:40 PM
LMAO @ Bridget the Midget.
Yes, I recognize the name.  But only in passing. Midget porn isn't my thing. It's Bips' thing.Thank you, Rick Brunson.
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JohnWallace44
Posts: 25119 Alba Posts: 1 Joined: 6/14/2005 Member: #910 USA |
10/1/2009 3:58 PM
Wow.... rough day at work,but this is just killing me this stuff is so funny.
Alan Hahn:
Nate Robinson has been on a ridonkulous scoring tear lately (remember when he couldn't hit Jerome James with a Big Mac in early January?)
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EnySpree
Posts: 44919 Alba Posts: 138 Joined: 4/18/2003 Member: #397 |
10/1/2009 4:18 PM
Lmao!!!!! Ill do mine later
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Nalod
Posts: 71776 Alba Posts: 155 Joined: 12/24/2003 Member: #508 USA |
10/1/2009 10:51 PM
"If I see these Vegans in front of me I will F* kill Ewoks. F** Yoda! If I see their green ass ears in front of me, I am going to F** toasters, F** howler monkey's in the mouth, from the front and the back. I will F** R2D2 too." - Bonn3PO
"If I see these Honky Ass Honky's in front of me I will F* kill Golden Ass Retrievers. F** Bringham Ass Young! If I see their Flat Ass feet in front of me, I am going to F** a Penny Ass Loafer, F** Ball Ass Eagles in the ear, from the front and the back. I will F** Jessica Ass Alba too." - Sebstar "If I see these Juice Cards in front of me I will F* kill blue whales. F** the easter bunny! If I see their Truck Intern Pussies in front of me, I am going to F** vasaline, F** Bunnie Rabbits in the ear, from the front and the back. I will F** Larry Brown too." - Starbury "If I see these sleeping pills in front of me I will F* kill Myself. F** Billy Graham! If I see their Flabby old man nut sackfront of me, I am going to F** Popcorn, F** chimpmonks in the ear, from the front and the back. I will F** Anucha Brown Sanders too." - Isiah "If I see these Big Macks in front of me I will F* kill Easter Peeps. F** The Three Wise men! If I see their Camel balls in front of me, I am going to F** pizza pie, F** Acorn eating Squirrels in the ear, from the front and the back. I will F** Col. Sanders too." - Eddy [Edited by - nalod on 02-10-2009 12:34 AM] |
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GKFv2
Posts: 26752 Alba Posts: 114 Joined: 1/16/2007 Member: #1259 USA |
10/2/2009 3:28 PM
Darko messing around. Dude keeps it real lol:
 Thank you, Rick Brunson.
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orangeblobman
Posts: 27269 Alba Posts: 0 Joined: 3/1/2009 Member: #2539 Nauru |
10/2/2009 4:39 PM
^lmao, that's SO darko. man, i love this guy.
WE AIN'T NOWHERE WITH THIS BUM CHOKER IN CARMELO. GIVE ME STARKS'S 2-21 ANY DAY OVER THIS LACKLUSTER CLUSTEREFF.
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JohnWallace44
Posts: 25119 Alba Posts: 1 Joined: 6/14/2005 Member: #910 USA |
10/2/2009 5:14 PM
 Alan Hahn:
Nate Robinson has been on a ridonkulous scoring tear lately (remember when he couldn't hit Jerome James with a Big Mac in early January?)
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Cosmic
Posts: 26570 Alba Posts: 27 Joined: 3/17/2006 Member: #1115 USA |
10/2/2009 6:29 PM
Posted by GKFv2: Where's Eddy? . . .  http://popcornmachine.net/ A must-use tool for NBA stat junkies!
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Nalod
Posts: 71776 Alba Posts: 155 Joined: 12/24/2003 Member: #508 USA |
10/4/2009 12:39 PM
eddy pops the ball thingys.
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