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TMS
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8/12/2009  11:14 AM
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8/12/2009  11:42 AM
ok that was some of the funniest **** ive read in months. classic how w each email, he also adds a pic of where he was and what he was doing in europe at the time of the email.....CLASSIC CLASSIC CLASSIC!
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8/12/2009  11:49 AM
did you notice that when she got drunk and cheated on him she typed exactly like allanfan?
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8/12/2009  12:07 PM
hilarious is right. psycho girlfriend is spot on.
TMS
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8/12/2009  12:13 PM
Posted by jimimou:

ok that was some of the funniest **** ive read in months. classic how w each email, he also adds a pic of where he was and what he was doing in europe at the time of the email.....CLASSIC CLASSIC CLASSIC!

i love the titles to her emails too

1 of them is titled "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK U!" & then she asks him not to read any of them w/her last email... rofl!
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8/12/2009  12:13 PM
Posted by Marv:

did you notice that when she got drunk and cheated on him she typed exactly like allanfan?

lol... word, that was classic... her spelling was all Allanfan'dized.
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8/12/2009  2:59 PM
I think this whole story is B.S. Nobody could be as stupid as these two people. Would you go away for two weeks and not call your girlfriend once? Not even write an email or a post card? If your boyfriend or girlfriend wasn't returning your calls, wouldn't you talk to his or her mom or friends, and find out if he/she is okay and what's going on?

[Edited by - basketballjones on 08-12-2009 14:59]
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8/12/2009  3:47 PM
ridiculous story. how the hell do you not know that the person you are in a relationship with is going to Europe for 2 weeks. If this really was legit, and like BJ I have my doubts, then they obviously didnt give a fluck about each other and this was all just icing.
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8/12/2009  4:00 PM
believe me there are some really stupid psycho gf's out there... this story is highly believable.
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8/12/2009  4:13 PM
I'll be honest, I believe it. There's a lot of dumb people out there. That guy definitely had no excuse just to quickly turn on his phone to say "Hey baby, I miss you. Just wanted to say that. Can't keep my phone on though b/c of the roaming charges, so I'll get back to you later. Can't wait to see you."

And the fact that the guy was telling her he's going to Europe just shows what a ditz she is.

I believe it. I believe it.
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sebstar
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8/12/2009  4:53 PM
Damn, ya'll stay on the psycho hoes...especially you TMS. I'm sure you got some stories to tell. To me, they are all batshyt for the most part. They are biologically hardwired to be over emotional and to avoid concrete logic at all costs. (uh oh, Bitty)

But If this story isnt completely fake, then I gotta side with the broad. Dont lie, if your broad just disappeared and wasnt answering her phone with no explanation, you would be concerned too. You wouldnt just go, "oh well, call me if you get a chance in the next two weeks." Anybody would flip.

Plus, his boy Jeremy didnt even know where he was either. He said "havent seen him all weekend"...That cat is probably one of those guys that likes to fluck with people and decided to bounce to Europe without giving concrete notice and to see what would happen.

Broad is probably nuts, but she cant be that damn crazy to go through all that if she knew where he was. Goodbye message or text?
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8/12/2009  4:56 PM
They are biologically hardwired to be over emotional and to avoid concrete logic at all costs.

Oh trust me. I know plenty who are pretty much the opposite of that.
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8/12/2009  4:58 PM
Posted by Allanfan20:
They are biologically hardwired to be over emotional and to avoid concrete logic at all costs.

Oh trust me. I know plenty who are pretty much the opposite of that.

some can overcome, thats why I qualified it as for the most part.
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8/12/2009  5:17 PM
Again, if this story is real, it just illustrates the overly emotional nature of women more than anything else. Now, simple logic dictates that if everything is going ok in the relationship, there must be some sort of explanation if someone abruptly disappears and is impossible to get a hold of. What if he was dead in some ditch, in jail, or seriously in trouble? Its virtually impossible that it wouldnt cross her mind, especially when she didnt receive any sort of conformation about his whereabouts.

Something similar happened to me. It actually took days to uncover, but I just remained patient exhuasted all my resources through her friends and family and overall did my due diligence. She how she immediately flies into selfish mode and completely assumes that he dumped her and runs to fluck some other dude. What about ol' boy's potential well being? it was all about her and her emotions

No way this is real. Defies too much logic.

[Edited by - sebstar on 08-12-2009 5:18 PM]
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8/12/2009  10:53 PM
there are psychos on the male side of things too... it's all about obsession... emotions are good but when they take control of your reason then it becomes dangerous... believe me bro, i've had my fair share of psychos in my lifetime, but i've also known some dudes who've been pretty psychotic as far as stalkin' some girls i'm friends with too... it works both ways as i'm sure bitty can attest to as well... i'm just saying this type of scenario is believable... some people are so insecure w/themselves that they think the worst whenever their significant other isn't on call 24/7
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8/13/2009  8:40 AM
LOL... this had to be a high school kid that backpacked before college and she had to be 16 or 17 years old (if it is real, but come on, it's no fun if you doubt)
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