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Panos
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7/31/2009  12:58 AM
http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/07/29

Or is that just selfish?
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Panos
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Paladin55
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7/31/2009  1:10 AM
Just don't use it to play "fetch" with your dog.

Women with extremely large breasts are also warned against using this device- there have been numerous incidents where such women have lost control and the device has lodged between their breasts... with devastating results.
No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary to our happiness as realities- C.N. Bovee
Allanfan20
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7/31/2009  1:28 AM
lol
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TMS
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7/31/2009  1:40 AM
awesome new exercise equipment... focuses on those essential muscles she should be working out everyday.
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KNICKSdom
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7/31/2009  12:29 PM
My gf has one, it is ****ing awesome and fun! You can even play dr and nurse with it.
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