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6/25/2009  9:54 PM
This guy is flat out 7'10 427lb. Hes more athletic then LeBron, faster the CP3, stronger then Dwight and can leap tall buildings in a single bound. We should have got him.

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6/25/2009  9:54 PM
lol oh man..... that's too funny.
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6/25/2009  9:57 PM
u stole BRIGGS' thunder my man... martin will be locking this thread in a few.
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6/25/2009  10:03 PM
You heard it here first. You cant teach 8'2 with a 40' wingspan. BJ Mullins is smarter then Eistein, stronger then Hercules and can block shots with a snap of his fingers.

Whos his competition? Dwight? Lol, 6'7 in shoes. Shaq? 215lb lightweight. CP3? Wheres the BBIQ? LeBron? Jumps less then KT and has short arms.

We're talking about a guy whos a legit 9'6 742lb. At the Draft Combine he benchpressed the scouting teams of all the NBA franchises combined 200 times, drank a powerade, then dunked from halfcourt while changing Larrys colostomy shpeil while simultaneously blocking 4 different shots in the court next door.

You cant teach 11'5. We sck.



[Edited by - firefly on 06-25-2009 10:04 PM]
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6/25/2009  11:22 PM
Posted by firefly:

You heard it here first. You cant teach 8'2 with a 40' wingspan. BJ Mullins is smarter then Eistein, stronger then Hercules and can block shots with a snap of his fingers.

Whos his competition? Dwight? Lol, 6'7 in shoes. Shaq? 215lb lightweight. CP3? Wheres the BBIQ? LeBron? Jumps less then KT and has short arms.

We're talking about a guy whos a legit 9'6 742lb. At the Draft Combine he benchpressed the scouting teams of all the NBA franchises combined 200 times, drank a powerade, then dunked from halfcourt while changing Larrys colostomy shpeil while simultaneously blocking 4 different shots in the court next door.

You cant teach 11'5. We sck.



[Edited by - firefly on 06-25-2009 10:04 PM]

Nah man, the guy who is the big sleeper is Dajuan Blair. Blair going 37 is like a Boozer/Millsapp falling in recent years. A big time proven college star who for some reason people don't think can play in the NBA.

And guess who drafted him? The Spurs! That should tell you all you need to know!

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6/25/2009  11:26 PM
Posted by oohah:
Posted by firefly:

You heard it here first. You cant teach 8'2 with a 40' wingspan. BJ Mullins is smarter then Eistein, stronger then Hercules and can block shots with a snap of his fingers.

Whos his competition? Dwight? Lol, 6'7 in shoes. Shaq? 215lb lightweight. CP3? Wheres the BBIQ? LeBron? Jumps less then KT and has short arms.

We're talking about a guy whos a legit 9'6 742lb. At the Draft Combine he benchpressed the scouting teams of all the NBA franchises combined 200 times, drank a powerade, then dunked from halfcourt while changing Larrys colostomy shpeil while simultaneously blocking 4 different shots in the court next door.

You cant teach 11'5. We sck.



[Edited by - firefly on 06-25-2009 10:04 PM]

Nah man, the guy who is the big sleeper is Dajuan Blair. Blair going 37 is like a Boozer/Millsapp falling in recent years. A big time proven college star who for some reason people don't think can play in the NBA.

And guess who drafted him? The Spurs! That should tell you all you need to know!

oohah

Agreed. Blairs a legit 7'1 with 419lb of pure muscle. Hes like the illegitimate child of a mountain and a polar bear. He can kill coyotes with his bare hands while at the same time painting an exact replica of the Sistine Chapel. We sck.
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Posted by firefly:



Agreed. Blairs a legit 7'1 with 419lb of pure muscle. Hes like the illegitimate child of a mountain and a polar bear. He can kill coyotes with his bare hands while at the same time painting an exact replica of the Sistine Chapel. We sck.

The only disagreement I have is that the Mountain and the Polar bear were allowed to legally marry in Massachusetts, so that makes Blair legitimate.

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[Edited by - oohah on 25-06-2009 11:39 PM]
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Posted by oohah:
Posted by firefly:



Agreed. Blairs a legit 7'1 with 419lb of pure muscle. Hes like the illegitimate child of a mountain and a polar bear. He can kill coyotes with his bare hands while at the same time painting an exact replica of the Sistine Chapel. We sck.

The only disagreement I have is that the Mountain and the Polar bear were allowed to legally marry in Massachusetts, so that makes Blair legitimate.

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[Edited by - oohah on 25-06-2009 11:39 PM]

Hell no. This mountain was so big and this polar bear was so strong that even the liberal utopia of Massachusetts wouldnt allow them to marry. I mean, think about it. Their kids' a chiseled block of concrete, a legit 8'3 with a 28' standing reach and a 57" vert. Some say he used to work for the CIA and lives off the fear of others. Some say he wears a Jeffrey Dahmer mask so as not to frighten the kids. Other believe him to be a reincarnation of both Attila the Hun and Mahatma Ghandi, combining the social skills of Casanova,the sexual magnetism of Don Juan and the unadulterated power of a grand-visior called Jafar.

His friends call him DaJuan, but everyone else just cowers in terror and call him "that monster".

[Edited by - firefly on 06-25-2009 11:51 PM]
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6/25/2009  11:51 PM
Apparently I should have read this thread from the top!

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Posted by oohah:

Apparently I should have read this thread from the top!

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6/26/2009  1:29 AM
I <3 this thread.
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Posted by oohah:
Posted by firefly:

You heard it here first. You cant teach 8'2 with a 40' wingspan. BJ Mullins is smarter then Eistein, stronger then Hercules and can block shots with a snap of his fingers.

Whos his competition? Dwight? Lol, 6'7 in shoes. Shaq? 215lb lightweight. CP3? Wheres the BBIQ? LeBron? Jumps less then KT and has short arms.

We're talking about a guy whos a legit 9'6 742lb. At the Draft Combine he benchpressed the scouting teams of all the NBA franchises combined 200 times, drank a powerade, then dunked from halfcourt while changing Larrys colostomy shpeil while simultaneously blocking 4 different shots in the court next door.

You cant teach 11'5. We sck.



[Edited by - firefly on 06-25-2009 10:04 PM]

Nah man, the guy who is the big sleeper is Dajuan Blair. Blair going 37 is like a Boozer/Millsapp falling in recent years. A big time proven college star who for some reason people don't think can play in the NBA.

And guess who drafted him? The Spurs! That should tell you all you need to know!

oohah

He has no ACL's in both knees. I just don't think, no matter how good he is now, teams would risk a first on him. Sort of how Danny Granger slipped (knee history I believe) but he has been holding up fine. Playing without ACL's is an accident waiting to happen and if something happens the surgery he would need would be ugly...
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Posted by earthmansurfer:

He has no ACL's in both knees. I just don't think, no matter how good he is now, teams would risk a first on him. Sort of how Danny Granger slipped (knee history I believe) but he has been holding up fine. Playing without ACL's is an accident waiting to happen and if something happens the surgery he would need would be ugly...

I don't believe he is playing with no ACLs. He may have hurt his ACLs but you need ACLs to walk let alone play basketball.

I believe Baron Davis tore both his ACLs in college.

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