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Nalod
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6/25/2009  2:10 PM


Presti: Good afternoon sir, what can I do for you?

Stern: How are things in OKLA?

Presti: Well the fans are great, the arena is a sweet deal and .....

Stern: So its better than Seattle?

Presti: Yeah, and.....

Stern: you got some good talent on your team?

Presti: Yeah, and .....

Stern: You making good money?

Presti: WEll, yeah, I suppose.....

Stern: Remember I said one day your DON would call you for a favor, and you would not refuse your DON in this time of need?

Presti: Yes, Don Stern, how can I serve my DON on this day of Draft?

Stern: Thank you Sam, I am happy when my teams are happy, when they can move about and seek opportunity, this is why I need your help. I want Rickey Rubio in N.Y. Its good for the league in many ways.

Presti: This is quite unusu......

Stern: Sam, STFU, draft the kid. Its good for the league. YOu hicks think the kid is mexican, and I like mexicans btw, but this kid is Euro gold and good for the league. Now, im a fair man, and you'll have David Lee. Nice clean good looking kid will make your other guys better and you won't be without. Your under the cap. NY will give you the 8. YOu can sell it.

Presti: Well I need to discuss this with....

Stern: Need I remind you of how your Don helped you two years ago? Your Don also knows that national contracts matter to you small hick cities so your Don knows that a healthy NY gets good national ratings that you little piss ant
sh!ts can't attract, so your Don....

Presti: Ok, Thank you DON Stern, we will do this as you ask, of course!

Stern: You have my graditude.
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6/25/2009  2:11 PM
Did you do this on your own?
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6/25/2009  2:12 PM
yawn.
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6/25/2009  2:29 PM
Posted by orangeblobman:

Did you do this on your own?

Dido helped him.
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6/25/2009  2:36 PM
Posted by martin:
Posted by orangeblobman:

Did you do this on your own?

Dido helped him.

LOL!
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6/25/2009  2:43 PM
Posted by orangeblobman:

Did you do this on your own?

Yawn,

Yeah, I kind of thought this out logically. I kind of think if Stern can kind of influence within reason who they prefer to be in the finals and boost ratings, then he can influence some owners once in a while that he wants some players in some cities. Pau got to lakes last year. It has to be somewhat fair. Grizz wanted to dump, so why not dump to get kobe promoted more. Shaq is getting dumped, and best he team with Lebron which draws interest. I think this keeps them far more interested.

Ruby is a teen sensation and can attract many new fans to the game here and abroad. Ruby in Oklahoma, minny or Sacremento is a wasted cash flow op for the league.

Its gotta work for everybody. All things equal, OKla does a deal with NY and not Minny. If the Heat want the kid an offer a great trade then he should go to the heat. THunder have star potential with Durant already.

Its his job to spread the wealth and do whats best for the league.

NBA is a (Yawn) business. An entertainment business.

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6/25/2009  2:43 PM
Posted by martin:
Posted by orangeblobman:

Did you do this on your own?

Dido helped him.

Frakin great.

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6/25/2009  2:46 PM
Stern has obviously not been doing NY any favors so I don't see why there is a conspiracy about him sending Rubio here.

I visited the NBA headquarters with my business school almost 2 years ago and it was said that he was concerned about the Knicks as a franchise. Not much has changed since then, the only thing I could see is him telling Dolan to hire Walsh and maybe getting MDA as a coach, but as far as player manipulation goes I just dont see it.
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6/25/2009  5:11 PM
I don't see it, and we have not in 10 years.

Makes you wonder about "conspiricies".

BUt some players in some markets just make sense.

Its logic and my wishful thinking. Nothing more.
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6/25/2009  9:06 PM
Bennet (Thunder owner) better lock up that prize stallion tonite!

Minny got to be thinking trade?

Logic? Wishful thinking? Not tonite.

But trades will happen.
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6/26/2009  11:45 AM
Rinnnnnnnnnnnnnng:

Yawn....

Kahn: Hello?

Ricky Daddy: Hello, I loved you in Star Trek 2!

Kahn: Im not "the wrath", that was ricardo.......

Ricky Daddy: Yes, thank you!

Kahn: all righty then...... Sure. Whats up? Road trip time! Intro you, ricky, ricky mom, ricky brother, ricky pet, ricky ricky ricky ricky!

Ricky Dad: I root for Kahn to blow up Uss Enterprise and seek his revenge and make Jim Kirk his b!tch! I have nice home theatre!

Kahn: Hey, lets cook up some Paella, crack open some, er, what ever you guys like to drink, and lets watch it together!

Ricky Dad: You mock me?

Kahn: YOur doing fine on your own!

Rickey Daddy: hummmph! Lets talk! Why you draft my son?

Kahn: I want the best players in Minneapolis! This is a great place, great history, this town deserves a winner, we want ricky to be a part of it, we think he'll love it here, blah blah blah, love him, love the idea...

Ricky daddy: Ok, Ricky is star, no? Ricky don't sell no snow mobile, he sells shoes, sneakers, hair gel, he sell sketchers, Nikes, he sells Fiat, he sell mercedes, he don't sell Olive Garden resturant, he don't play hockey! You draft my Boy, my boy stay home!

Kahn: Gulp! We plan on playing him with Johnny Flynn! Not just "John" but "JOhnny"!! So much hip sounding! "Johnny and Rickey", Er I mean "Rickey and Johnny!" Kevin Love is here! YOu like the Beach Boys? Ricky can meet them!!!! Johnny Flynn! Kevin Love! and Telfair!!!! he can play with Telfair!!! ANd I promise NO MARBURY!

Ricky Daddy: We want Marbury Money!!!!!

Kahn: I don't understand?

RIckey Daddy: Ricky Stay home. Call Knicks, call Nets, call Miami, or call Lakers! If ricky want cold we play Moscow make Marbury Money and ricky cold, but ricky rich!

Kahn: Hey, I used to own a D league team! Gotta love that?

Rickey Daddy: Live long and prospah!!!!!!!

Kahn: Spock, Very funny, Very funny!!

Ricky Daddy: NO, it is the prophet Marbury! He is hero in Europe. Like Jerry lewis, Marbury is very funny man, very funny! It is said you can tell alot about a man by the spit in his mouth you can see!!!

Kahn: YEs, ricky is a good "youthier" pick for us he is......

Rickey Daddy: Yes, yes, we come visit you very soon!!!!!(Click)

Taylor: HOw did it go? He won't come will he?

Kahn: You kidding? Of course he will! He was very happy to be a wolve!!!! Or is it a Wolf? Any way I said "youthier" and he just melted!

Taylor: Make the call.

Kahn: Figures, its "LOGICAL"!!!!

Taylor: YOu mumble somting?

Kahn: I should call Donnie?

Taylor: No you idiot, Call Marbury!!! Call Marbury!

Kahn: you want Rubio to play with Marbury?

Taylor: They scared now!!! then Scared now!!!!!

Kahn: anything you say boss! Anything you say!
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6/30/2009  2:26 PM


Kahn: Hello?

Donnie: How it going?

Kahn: masquitoes man, everywhere!!! where they go in the winter??

Donnie: They don't like smoke!

Kahn: you still smoking them bones?

Donnie: Id rather fight than switch! I'd walk a mile for camel!

Kahn: your crazy!

Donnie: Taylor make you take Ruby? WTF? Waddayadoing????

Kahn: yeah, he wants to piss off Stern. I wanted Curry and Hill. GS too scared to take ruby, he was yours man, all yours! I'll deal with though!

Donnie: You know, they think im old and sleepy in NY. What they don't know is I already phuched your wife you ****suker mutha phucha piece of......

Kahn: This in the GM protocal?

Donnie: Your daughter, Im gonna......

Kahn: Donnie, Donnie, What are you doing? You should be.....

Donnie: Should be what, I had plans, I had deals, ANd a man like me cannot afford to be made to look stupid!!! Im gonna cut off your babcock and stuff it in your mouth you ungreatful piece of ****!

Kahn: Dude, your out of line man!!!!

Donnie: Wheres your mother?

Kahn: Donnie, you were at her funeral, Remember??? YOu were there!

Donnie: Yeah, im gonna dig up her grave you lousey piece of **** and phuch the maggots out of her skull you sheat eating mother.....

Kahn: "Click!"

Donnie: ??????

Kahn: RIINNGGGG......Hello?

Donnie: Hey, Kahn, listen man, you just get a call from my cell phone?

Kahn: dude, your nuts!!!!

Donnie: Sorry, Im having lunch with Darko and he said he would get Ruby for me and I assumed he was just gonna call him or somthing. I went to the bathroom and left my phone on the table and noticed a call to you!!!! Was he all.....

Kahn: He was very Darko, very Darko......

Donnie: Sorry man, Its darko, you know???

Kahn: Yeah, But you still want Rubio?

Donnie: you meet mrs rubio?

Kahn: I want to go "darko" on her!!!!!

Donnie: Tell me about it!!!! Shes is pretty nice!

Kahn: Im not trading him

Donnie: Im sending Darko on the next plane!

Kahn: I'll get back to you!!!!
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