Rumor Freenzy is abound!!!!

I heard a report that Rubio's stock is falling as one leg is smaller than the other and he saw a priest who performed an exorcism to rid his body of the possessed "La Pistola" who enhabited his soul! Apparently at the age of three his parents sold his soul to the devil who made of a mistake of allowing a "buy out" allowing him to get it (soul) back at age 18. It is worried his talent level might drop without the Devil's influence or the possesive spirit.

THe other rumor is Thabeet has a conjoined twin lodged in his abdomin and it was removed. What was unusual was it was still alive and is now growing at 2 inches a day and doubling its weight. It is thought that since he is technically over the age of 19 the conjoined growth (seems to be a male) can be drafted and developed early. Talk has been Larry Brown wants it (him) for the bobcats but its not discussed if he will be sent to the D league or just harvested for stem cell research for larrys bladder.

Donnie Walsh is trying to move up in the draft to get it (him) as it is rich in enzyme matter that could be injected to Eddy Curry and help his rehab. The thinking in the knick camp is Eddy can get the cells injected then take his usual holiday at Tim Grovers fat farm, then report to be in shape and be traded thus making more cap room for Lebron.

NBA lawyers are looking into the ramifications of this as Memphis is arguing it (him) should be included with Thabeet. They contend that since its gender is not yet confirmed, but the fact it is human it should be property of the player. The league would prefer it have a birth certificate and at least a name to be eligable for the draft. David Stern is concerned how he will announce the pick, and if the pick would be able to greet him at the podium.

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[Edited by - nalod on 06-24-2009 11:31 AM]

link?

Posted by nyk4ever:

link?

HAHA! Link... That's funny.