Here is some manly stuff real men do:
drink beer:

do math:

grow neckbeards:

smoke cigarettes:

cliffsnotes:

POST SOME OF THE MANLY STUFF YOU DO, IF YOU'RE MAN ENOUGH
WE AIN'T NOWHERE WITH THIS BUM CHOKER IN CARMELO. GIVE ME STARKS'S 2-21 ANY DAY OVER THIS LACKLUSTER CLUSTEREFF.