Maybe an MIT grad could teach Dolan how to play his electric guitar underwater.
In the past five years alone, MIT athletes won 11 individual national championships, in diving, gymnastics, pistol-shooting, track and field, and tennis.
Imagine the Bip, hitting the target from a quarter of a mile away, and then the Bip wishing somehow, that the Bip could actually also be the Bip target, bet the Bip would really like that.
