Yeah, I'll drive the getaway Mini-Cooper...

We'll call it 'The Spanish Job'

Also, being a fan is kind of a hard tightrope to walk between optimism, feel-goods and critique. Hope DOES spring eternal, and there's room for tough love also.

Posted by DefAndReb:

Here's a good idea:

A few of us make vacation plans to go to Spain. Once there, we each buy the all-black outfits (turtle-necks, slacks, shoes, socks, and ski-masks) then convene outside a Real Madrid game. After the game, as Milos makes his way out the back, we jump his azz, dump him in an oversize suitcase, then fly him back as luggage, wheel him to MSG, then dump him off just in time for Eisley to come to the game. Then, we jump HIS azz and switch him with Milos. We tell Milos to play along or we break his ballz! We dump Eisley in the Hudson.

My plan is brilliant! I've covered every angle! Nothing could go wrong!

Milos is playing for Kinder Bologna - in Italy...