Last night I spotted one of the cutest Asian girls I'd seen in a long time dancing right in front of me while chilling with my boys. She was with some short, dorky lookin' dude with glasses that was ****blocking every Asian thug that tried to step to her & another chick. I figured this girl was either one of the short dude's good friend's girlfriend, or he had a bigtime crush on her. Maybe that was overly stereotyping on my part cuz she could have been his gf for all I know, but I seriously doubt it. Seemed like he was mad crushing on her though cuz he was literally ignoring the other one.

Anyway, this chick had a genuineness about her. Something u can easily tell just by seeing her smile & the way she carried herself. She wasn't being rude to guys that were stepping to her, she just shyly moved away but not in an obnoxious way. She wasn't whoring herself out to be the center of attention & grinding all up on her friends. She wasn't dressed like she had a sign on her that said "I'm easy". No, this girl was class & real from top to bottom, strictly the kind you can't fake. This is the type of girl you don't wanna let get away without at least making an attempt to ask her to dinner.

So the whole time I can't take my eyes off this girl & my boys are telling me to step to her, but the little guy is pulling her left & right trying to get her away from the sharks on the dancefloor. I decide to wait for a more opportune time. After a short while, the lights come on & she sits down in front of me with her friends standing in front of her. She's flashing that same cute smile she's had on all night. I'm about to make my move. Then it happens. My boy steps up to me & yells in a loud voice, "YO, IS THERE ANY EASIER TARGET THAN THAT?!?!" Mind you the music has stopped at this point & the place is clearing out. Ever hear that record scratching noise in the movies when the action stops & it feels like all eyes focus on you? Yeah, it was one of those moments.

Sounds like you need new friends.

kinda like this:

Posted by franco12:

kinda like this:

pretty much exactly the feeling i had.

Dude, I nearly spit up my iced tea. That's f'in funny. You should have tarred and feathered your friend.

[Edited by - Allanfan20 on 21-02-2009 8:03 PM]

Posted by TMS:

Today I got introduced to a chick. Ended up calling her by her wrong name in front of everyone 10 minutes later. Yeah, it's been one of those weeks for me.

you gotta be positive man - at least you didnt call her by someone elses name while in the sack...

Posted by sebstar:

Posted by TMS:

She was with some short, dorky lookin' dude with glasses that was ****blocking every Asian thug that tried to step to her & another chick.

U too much sometimes, b.

what gets me is some of the really hot import model looking chicks hang w/these guys... WTF.

Posted by sebstar:

Posted by TMS:

Posted by sebstar:

Posted by TMS:

She was with some short, dorky lookin' dude with glasses that was ****blocking every Asian thug that tried to step to her & another chick.

U too much sometimes, b.

what gets me is some of the really hot import model looking chicks hang w/these guys... WTF.

Nine times out of ten, its 'cause of this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFdjq2xG-7o&feature=related

especially when they get older...thats why I cant leave college. They all about the D right now.

either i need to start slangin' some powder or win the damn lottery.

hmm, that's a tough question... w/o the money u won't be dating that super model for long, so i guess i'll take the money.

nah, the bastidge is always over his gf's house these days... haven't had the opportunity... whipped bastidge.

we got a bachelor party coming up in 2 weeks for 1 of my boys & he's gonna be there... i'll have to think of something good to get him back that day... any ideas?