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djsunyc
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1/5/2009  2:04 PM
Antoine Walker, who was recently bought out by the Grizzlies, has been charged with suspicion of drunken driving in Miami Beach.

Police say Walker was driving a black Mercedes without the lights on when he was pulled over early Monday morning. Police say officers smelled alcohol and that Walker looked sleepy.

Police say he refused to take a Breathalyzer test
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1/5/2009  2:09 PM
That stupid little shimmy of his must look that much more awesome when he's hammered.
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Marv
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1/5/2009  2:11 PM
officer: "excuse me sir, what's that bottle on the seat next to you?"

djsunyc
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1/5/2009  2:12 PM




Ah, nothing quite like Beethoven's Symphony No. 8 conducted by Employee No. 8.



It's close to crunch time
and Antoine Walker's lurking beyond the arc
Under the spotlight
You see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream
But Walker takes the shot before you make it
You start to freeze
As the airball hits you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is Antoine
Antoine's night
And no one's gonna stop him
From the brick about to strike
You know it's Antoine
Antoine's night
He's looking for his shot
Outside for 3 points
Antoine, yeah







Oh Antoine, behave!



Who's going to fire more misses? The storm troopers or Antoine?



"You're not in Boston anymore, Antoine."
"Whatever Dorothy, I got heart no matter where I go. But these elbows need some oil so I can hoist up more 3s!"





Where will that crazy Antoine end up next?



Antoine at the circus-- why the tiger and hula hoop? Just show game tapes of him blowing 4 on 1's during the Indiana series.



Not sure what label it is, but it sure as hell can't be blue.


martin
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1/5/2009  2:14 PM
oh good god that's funny
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1/5/2009  2:25 PM
LOL....I'm in tears here at work. My students are looking at me like I'm crazy....HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
djsunyc
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1/5/2009  3:37 PM
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1/5/2009  4:01 PM

funny dude....

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1/5/2009  4:08 PM
LOL! Awesome!
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1/5/2009  4:32 PM
HAhahahahahaha awesome thread!
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1/5/2009  5:03 PM
We are gonna have to start ranking posts and create an award for the best post. This so far has to be the top post of the new year.
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1/5/2009  5:05 PM
LOLOL. That was a classic post. I've seen many of those on -shudder- RealGM way back when. Anything involving Antoine is ****ing hilarious.
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ot - because there are no 40's

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