I really enjoyed writing this Knicks blog for Berman before and I have a little extra time on my hands now, so I wanted to share my thoughts with you about everything that's been going on between me & Berman.

Berman's backside is tight but soft. He is a gentleman, a caring man, and a perfect love toy.

I once heard it said that experience is not what happens to a man, experience is what a man does with what happens to him. With the kind of experience that I have imparted on people that I have touched, I don't begrudge that all my former coaches and teammates hate me because I gave them all reasons to despise me. I agree that I deserve shoes to be thrown at me.

So what have I been doing with this experience this year? I've been growing and bumming around. Most of all, I'm always looking for young and naive interns to use and abuse. You know, the 'out of towner, conquer the world types' originating from Nebraska, Mississippi, or Oklahoma or one of those.

My Pops and brothers taught me about work ethic, working hard, and being humble. I can tell you from the bottom of my heart that they all suck.
Why work so hard when money I don't deserve is flowing in freely and GMs are dumb enough to give me that kind of money. Moreover, what is that shiny stuff anyway or that ring? Will that ring make me and Berman more inseparable? Maybe.
Will that shiny stuff allow me to take advantage of more young interns? Maybe.

I'm in it for the money and nothing else. There is not much I can do if you don't agree with my position. Let's agree to disagree on this one.

Have a safe and prosperous new year.

One love.
Steph

Jerome James 1:12 Blessed is the man who fast during Ramadan. How the hell do they do that? And why the hell would I do that (fasting). To skip breakfast, the healthiest food intake of the day is insane. We all know I can't. The crown of my life, Twinkies and Donuts, which the Marbury losers have promised to those who love Stephon Xavier Marbury.

Peace & blessings y'all.

PS:
I'm proud of Berman for boycotting this blog after that loss to Minny. Reminds of Dan Rather being a no-show when that lousy football game cut into his evening news show.

Posted by: Stephon Marbury on December 31, 2008 7:12 AM

"It's the principle of the whole thing. It's really not about the money but it's about the money. Feel me?"

I just couldn’t end the year without one more Stephon Marbury infomercial. What does it say about a guy who refuses to perform the job he is paid $21 million to perform and yet has no problem serving as a caddy for a reporter’s blog?

Think about it; Marbury wouldn’t back up Chris Duhon but he’ll back up a reporter. And I thought Charles Barkley getting drunk with Urkel would be the strangest thing I read this morning.

And to top it off, Marbury writes to inform us that he’s such a wonderful guy…while he’s earning $21 million for doing nothing. I also love the fact that he wants to put everyone to work and yet he twice refused to work for the company that pays him his bloated salary.

It reminds me of that line from “A Bronx Tale” where the mobster tells the kid, “the working man is a sucker.” That’s what Marbury thinks of New Yorkers.

But it is commendable that everyone’s favorite whacky point guard worked out this summer. I did extensive research and learned that Stephon Marbury is the first professional athlete in history to train during the offseason. Karl Malone and Walter Payton could have learned a thing or two from an innovative genius like Marbury.

It is such a novel concept that Marbury even made a DVD of new-age training methods. I think they call it ogging or something like that. I’m sure LeBron James, Kevin Garnett and Kobe Bryant would like a copy of that priceless DVD. I hear that it includes outtakes from Marbury’s memorable talk show “Stars on Stars.” (Just watch Kobe’s face during one interview. You’ll laugh for hours.)

Of course, the best thing about Marbury’s blog is the picture of him on the cell phone from the Knicks-Lakers game. He’s so conflicted and confused that he doesn’t even realize that the blogmaster is mocking him. It’s actually quite sad.

Hopefully, 2009 will be better for Steph than 2008, and 2007 and 2006, and 2005, and…well, you get the point.

Happy New Year.

Posted by Nalod:

He still does not get it. Always the victim.

I hope they release him after the deadline and he can't be rostered for the playoffs.

I think it's time to give up thinking that he's ever going to get it. Just enjoy the side show.