....will go wrong.

Wow, yesterday sucked. No two ways about it.

Go to take a shower...hot water runs out 'cause the breaker to the hot water heater tripped. Not much you can do about that when you're in the damn shower except finish up in cold water. Sweet.

Come out of the shower... cat of 19 years and clearly on his way out... decides my pillow is a good place to take a big piss and my bed, desk, computer chair is a good place to puke. Blood splotches in all so I guess it's cancer. Well, he's 19, so...what can ya do.

Go outside to clean up some leaves. Got a nice gas powered leaf blower it's been a tank. Until yesterday. 90% done and on full power it decides to drop to half power. Thinking I'm running out of gas I take it off my back and look - nope, half tank... its sitting at idle and running fine, I bring the throttle up it screams fine. Good, okay, whatever, maybe a bubble in the gas line. 10 minutes later - drops off again. I take it off, check it out, throttle it up, its fine. Rinse and repeat that madness about five times. Spark plug? Fine. Air filter? Clean. No obstructions. Well, I guess that leaves the gas...must be something floating around in the tank. I'll catch up with that later.

Go inside...cook lunch...burn lunch... okay so I won't eat.

Figure I'll go online and pay bills. Heck, not one single website worked. Every one was either down or ****ed up in some manner where you'd do your routine, click submit, and it'd tell me I ****ed up----but---I didn't **** up. Okay, fine, I won't pay bills either.

Come evening? Power outage. So then I spend 2 hours in the dark. That's always fun in this day and age. Power goes out? It's time to commit suicide cause there's nothing to do. Yep, we've gotten that lame...

At least the power came on in time for me to watch the Knicks and Bulls play like high school kids for 2.5 hours. What a terrible game and not just because the Knicks blew a late 5 point lead to lose - but just because both teams sucked ass and I bet two rich kid high schools could put together a better basketball game than that.

Evening comes, upping the Knick game for everyone online, monitor starts going on and off - computer locks up and reboots - everythings a mess. Can't figure it out so I say FUCK IT, down an extra beer, head off to sleep.

..........Yeah, it was a good day... LOL.

Anyways, come morning, computer problem turns out after ravaging it... video card fan was plugged up with tons of dust. Hey, I used to build these damn things for a long time but now I don't give a **** so I don't bother with maintenance. My mistake, clean the vid card, all is fine. Guess it was overheating, imagine that.

Went out to clean up more of the yard - leaf blower works fine - so well who the **** knows with that.

Thinking of going to make up some food - wondering if the stove is going to explode.


Yep, yesterday was a good day, thanks Ice Cube.

Anyone had a ****ty day like that? Where anything you touch explodes? For really no reason....

Wish it was a day all my enemies were near me so I could **** their **** up too - just by virtue of being nearby. God ain't that kind to me though.

Yes, YES, pity me... pity is good when everything around you is like a plugged up toilet.

she says don't worry, be happy...