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firefly
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12/2/2008  10:08 PM
Curry and James are so fat that when they face each other, Nate can walk under their bellies.

Curry and James are so fat that if they lay on top of each other, Nate could stand on them and dunk without jumping.

Curry and James are so fat that MSG has a ballast system in place if they are on the same side of the court.

Curry and James are so fat that when their cellphones go off, people think their backing up.

Curry and James are so fat that when they sit around the house, they sit AROUND the house.


To be continued as and when the mood arises. Gloom.
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firefly
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12/2/2008  10:26 PM
Malik Rose is so bad, Travis Knight came back and asked for lessons.

Malik Rose is so bad, when he pump-fakes HE leaves his feet.

Maik Rose is so bad, when he hits a shot, the scorers put it down as "act of god"

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TMS
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12/2/2008  10:32 PM
Anthony Roberson is so horrible, he makes Knick fans miss Moochie Norris & Howard Eisley.
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firefly
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12/2/2008  10:35 PM
Oooooo I forgot about Roberson.

Anthony Roberson is so horrible, when he starts a fastbreak, the people in the front row duck.

Anthony Roberson is so horrible, when a teammate passes to him it gets put down as a turnover.

Anthony Roberson is so horrible, why the hell didnt we sign PEJ.
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12/2/2008  11:28 PM
Posted by TMS:

Anthony Roberson is so horrible, he makes Knick fans miss Moochie Norris & Howard Eisley.

I liked Moochie.
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12/2/2008  11:40 PM
Posted by GKFv2:
Posted by TMS:

Anthony Roberson is so horrible, he makes Knick fans miss Moochie Norris & Howard Eisley.

I liked Moochie.

Thereby proving his point!
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12/2/2008  11:52 PM
Posted by JamaicanJetFan:
Posted by GKFv2:
Posted by TMS:

Anthony Roberson is so horrible, he makes Knick fans miss Moochie Norris & Howard Eisley.

I liked Moochie.

Thereby proving his point!

thank you.
After 7 years & 40K+ posts, banned by martin for calling Nalod a 'moron'. Awesome.
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12/3/2008  12:07 AM
Posted by firefly:

Malik Rose is so bad, when he pump-fakes HE leaves his feet.

Out of all of them so far. That one got me.
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12/3/2008  12:44 AM
Posted by newyorknewyork:
Posted by firefly:

Malik Rose is so bad, when he pump-fakes HE leaves his feet.

Out of all of them so far. That one got me.

agreed. that is poetry.
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12/3/2008  6:57 AM
Can it be non-Knicks?

Antoine Walker is such a chucker, then when he fires a shot, it's actually for four!

Wishing everyone well. I enjoyed posting here for a while, but as I matured I realized this forum isn't for me. We all evolve. Thanks for the memories everyone.
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12/3/2008  7:38 AM
Posted by GKFv2:
Posted by TMS:

Anthony Roberson is so horrible, he makes Knick fans miss Moochie Norris & Howard Eisley.

I liked Moochie.
hahaha.. I was about to say the exact same thing. Those crazy eyes. He was like a crack head on ritalin. Dude was awesome

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12/3/2008  7:42 AM
Posted by fishmike:
Posted by GKFv2:
Posted by TMS:

Anthony Roberson is so horrible, he makes Knick fans miss Moochie Norris & Howard Eisley.

I liked Moochie.
hahaha.. I was about to say the exact same thing. Those crazy eyes. He was like a crack head on ritalin. Dude was awesome

The guy was retarded. And he was getting paid over $3 million a year... so he could blow a bunch of it on lottery tickets? What would he get if he won? How silly.

It's bad when you trade away Clarence Weatherspoon and actually manage to lose on the trade.
Wishing everyone well. I enjoyed posting here for a while, but as I matured I realized this forum isn't for me. We all evolve. Thanks for the memories everyone.
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12/3/2008  8:15 AM
Jared Jefferies' fish lips is so big that he makes Kurt Thomas eyes no longer crossed
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12/3/2008  8:36 AM
Eddy Curry is so fat the knicks jog around him for exercise
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12/3/2008  3:13 PM
Posted by mattshaw78:

Jared Jefferies' fish lips is so big that he makes Kurt Thomas eyes no longer crossed

After 7 years & 40K+ posts, banned by martin for calling Nalod a 'moron'. Awesome.
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12/3/2008  3:40 PM
Berman is so gay for Marbury it made Cuttino homesick for Stevie
kam77
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12/3/2008  5:36 PM
D'antoni is so good, he has this team close to .500

Wait, what?
lol @ being BANNED by Martin since 11/07/10 (for asking if Mr. Earl had a point). Really, Martin? C'mon. This is the internet. I've seen much worse on this site. By Earl himself. Drop the hypocrisy.
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12/10/2008  4:42 AM
Ben Gordon's shorts are so high that when he goes in for a heart checkup, they undo his waistband.


Q-Rich is so cokcy, even Floyd Mayweather thinks hes an ass.

Chris Duhon is carying this team so much, his back is hurting.

Wilson Chandler lost his man so badly, he needed to join the boy scouts to find him again.

Drew Goodens chin is so nonexistent, that Genghis Khan beard thing is actually an improvement.
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