Posted by Caseloads:
"http://www.insidehoops.com/free-agents.shtml"
"Mark Jackson - (InsideHoops.com) May not be able to play this season because guys from the zoo saw him, thought he was an escaped turtle, and put him back in the turtle pond. Just playing. We love Action Jackson."
semi-funny
You mean the guys from the zoo saw a sloth. Mark "sloth action" Jackson.