Conversation 1
Stephon: "Yo, what up Popovich. This is Stephon. I'm about to be a free-agent, and that's factorial. I wanted to talk to you about............click...........hello?!?"

Conversation 2, Stephon learns quickly that he must become more professional on the phone
Stephon: Yes hello Mr. Van Gundy? How you doing? This is Steph.
Van Gundy: So
Stephon: I was hoping to have a chance to speak with you about playing for your team
Van Gundy: And I was hoping to have a chance to speak with God about adding a few inches to my height. Now get the f off my phone

Conversation 3
Stephon: Hey Kevin, it's Steph
Kevin: What's up?
Stephon: I'm so glad we are friends again.
Kevin: Yeah
Stephon: How are things with the Celtics?
Kevin: Great we are 8-2. Things are going good with you guys too
Stephon: Well, yeah, they are playing great but I'm not a part of that. I want to be a part of a real team like the Celtics. I think I'd be able to give you guys a younger, youthier player at the Point. You think you can talk to Doc for me, and tell him that I want to play with you guys?
Kevin: Oh yea, talk to Doc, sure I'll talk to Doc. I mean he's real busy and really tough to get a hold of. I mean I really don't talk to him that often. But I'll try.
Stephon: Really? Will you really try for me?
Kevin: Of course, I'll try, I mean try is what I do. I mean, holy crap am I going to try. I mean it's really going to be tough and may not happen but hell yeah am I going to try. Man, am I going to try hard. There is going to be some serious trying over the next few days.
Stephon: Really?
Kevin: You got my word. Remember, if you don't hear from me for a long time, it's because I'm really busy trying to talk to Doc
Stephon: Oh, okay
Kevin: See ya, gotta go try

Conversation 4
Mo: Hello this is Cheeksy
Stephon: Hello Mo. This is Stephon. I am so angry at the knicks right now. I want to come to your team and help you destroy them
Mo:(silence)
Stephon: Hello Mo? Are you still there
Mo: I'm still here, hold on, I'm aaaaah, I'm aaaaaahhh, I'm peeing right now, I'll be right with you
Mo: (Whispering quietly) Holy crap it's Steph calling about playing with us. What do I do? (2nd voice)I don't know. Hang up on him.(Mo still whispering)I can't hang up on him, that's rude what do I do?(2nd voice) Tell him you are about to drive into a tunnel and then hang up.(Mo) Great idea!!!
Mo: HEy Steph, I'm about to drive through a tunnel so I may lose you(crumples paper into phone)
Steph: Oh, okay, well call me back, I really want to talk to you. Wait a second, a tunnel? I thought you were peeing
Mo: click

Conversation 5:
Mark Cuban: Hello this is the Cubemeister
Stephon: Hell, Cubesy. I read somewhere that you always liked me
Cubesy: You're right I always thought you got a bad rap
Stephon: So does that mean I can play for you?
Cubesy: Steph, I said I liked you. Where in that sentence does it say I want you to play for me?
Stephon: Oh, okay. I'll hang up on myself now.........click

Conversation 6:
Stephon: Really, you mean I can play for you!!!!!!
Riley: Of course, I mean we think a man of your skills can really help us. Plus, holy crap are we desparate
Stephon: Ah man I can't believe this, This is the greatest day of my life.
Riley: Well, we will make it better tomorrow. We are going to fly you down in the morning give you a tour of the facilities and then have you sign the contract. And you know what Steph, I'm feeling so good about this, maybe we can even talk extension. I mean, we are going to be desperate for a little while
Stephon: This is great I can't wait to see you guys
Riley: The feeling is mutual, can't wait to see you
Stephon: One last thing.
Riley: Yes, Steph?
Stephon: Are there going to be any interns on the plane??
Riley: Click
Stephon: hello?
Stephon: (calls back and gets busy signal)



Conversation 29:
Voice: Hello this is Mike
Stephon: Mike who?
Voice: D'Antoni, who's this
Stephon: (changes voice to a high pitch girls voice)Oh crap, this is Jamal, you're a great coach, gotta go, bye! Love you!!!!!!! PS: Mike you really should play Stephon, we all love him. We wouldn't play the way how we play without him


Conversation 30:
Stephon: Hello
Larry: You're kidding me right?
Stephon: Yup
Stephon: Click
Larry: Click

Conversation 31
Quiet, sleepy voice: Hello?
Stephon: It's me
Voice: I've been expecting you
Stephon: You were right
Voice: Shall I get the truck?

nice work.

Posted by Allanfan20:

Brilliant job Bip. Of course, however, you can't forget the one and only:

Phil: Hello? This is Phil speaking.
Stephon: Yooo Philly Jax, what's happening my fellow Jesuit? I need a favor!
Phil: Whaaaaaaaaat!
Stephon: I want to be your point guard and I want to run your offense.
Phil: Kobe runs the offense and Jordan Farmar is our PG.
Stephon: But Kobe is a loser without Shaq and I'm the best PG in the league, so make me start.
Phil: Click.

........I did miss that one. The transcript hadn't come out yet when I made my post. I'm sure there are others too.

LOL--- that's some funny stuff. Coversation 30 was my favorite.

Posted by Marv:

HA! awesome job! bring a sign with you to the celtics game that says "bring steph here" and tell us what looks you get from the C's players.

If Bip does that it would hilarious and gutsy. Do it Bip. I can'tthink of a better strategy to destroy the celtics then to send Marbury there.

LOL, but like Van Gundy, Pierce, D-Wade and Jackson said if you don't want him just waive him and we'll see who is interested.

[Edited by - pharzeone on 11-15-2008 12:12 PM]

HAHAHA... i love it... i bet in his own deluded mind he still probably thinks half the NBA would die to have him on their team right now.