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obama appoints the knicks to his cabinet
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djsunyc
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11/5/2008  11:16 AM
for his first appointment as president select, obama appoints jerome james as secretary of bbq (kudos to marv):



jerome can't wait to get started on his new campaign, "the war on vegetables"...

where do the other knicks fit in obama's cabinet?

[Edited by - djsunyc on 11-05-2008 11:18 AM]
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martin
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11/5/2008  11:34 AM
There will be NO Secretary of Defense.
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11/5/2008  12:52 PM
David lee will the the Secretary of Agriculture you might say why. He is the token white guy on the team so he got the nick-name wonder bread



Stephon Marbury is the Secretary of Education because he must be smart if he can get 21.9 mil for doing nothing.



Secretary of Energy is Nate Robinson. The guy has too much energy, doing ten thouasand miss dunks in a slam dunk contest



And the Secretary of veterans affairs will be malik rose...nuff said

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11/5/2008  11:10 PM
Secretary of Labor: nobody
Secretary of the Interior: nobody
Secretary of Homeland Security: nobody
Secretary of Transportation: somebody who travels a lot
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Isiah Thomas
Secretary of Education: Herb Williams
Secretary of the Treasury: James Dolan's daddy
EnySpree
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11/5/2008  11:25 PM
Posted by martin:

There will be NO Secretary of Defense.

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11/6/2008  2:01 AM
Gallo will be the head of the Witness Protection Program.
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11/6/2008  11:43 AM
And the nice thing for Obama is that he can still beat the whole team in a basketball match with his BB skills.
I thought that sillybury was going to be be secretary of transport
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11/7/2008  3:51 PM
Allan Houston - Assistant to the President
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EwingsGlass
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11/7/2008  4:04 PM
Posted by Andrew:

Allan Houston - Assistant to the President

"Joint" Chief of Staff... Renaldo Balkman...oh wait, no, he's not a Knick no mo.

Press Secretary--- Marbs. He likes to talk to the media (or maybe Marbs is more suited to intern-al affairs?)

Attorney General--- Nate...he argues everything.


You know I gonna spin wit it
obama appoints the knicks to his cabinet

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