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djsunyc
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10/27/2008  1:42 PM
MONTERREY, Mexico – The world's heaviest man has tied the knot. Manuel Uribe, who hasn't left his bed in six years, married his longtime girlfriend Claudia Solis Sunday in northern Mexico.

Wearing a white silk shirt with a sheet wrapped around his legs, Uribe smiled as Solis, 38, walked down a flight of stairs wearing a strapless ivory dress, a tiara and hot-pink lipstick.

He later broke into tears as a notary declared the couple husband and wife in a civil ceremony attended by more than 400 guests. For the traditional first dance as newlyweds, Uribe and Solis held hands and swayed to a romantic ballad.

A popular local norteno band played accordion-heavy tunes at the reception, which featured a banquet of meat and buttered vegetables.

Uribe's mother, Orquedia Garza, said the groom steered clear of the five-tier wedding cake.

"He didn't break his diet," she told The Associated Press. "His doctors are here and they are watching him very closely."

The wedding, which was closed to most media, will be featured in an upcoming Discovery Channel documentary on Uribe, the 43-year-old former mechanic said.

"I have a wife and will form a new family and live a happy life," Uribe told hordes of reporters earlier as they followed him through the streets of Monterrey.

A flatbed truck was brought in to tow his custom-made bed decorated with a canopy, flowers and gold-trimmed bows to the wedding at a local event hall. Two police patrol cars escorted him ahead of a long line of traffic.

Uribe tipped the scales in 2006 at 1,230 pounds (560 kilograms), earning him the Guinness World Record as the world's heaviest man.

He has since shed about 550 pounds (250 kilograms) with the help of Solis, whom he met four years ago.

Uribe said he's gunning for a new title: world's greatest weight loser.





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nyk4ever
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10/27/2008  1:44 PM
That is insanely disgusting...
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10/27/2008  1:50 PM
is he lifting his booby up because he forgot where his johnson is?

"ohhh peepee... where are you hiding???"
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djsunyc
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10/27/2008  1:52 PM
Posted by nyk4ever:

That is insanely disgusting...

she's not that bad...
fishmike
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10/27/2008  2:09 PM
not only could he smuggle pot, Canseco's steroids or WOMD but he could sneak a few house keepers through the border under his folds alone.
"winning is more fun... then fun is fun" -Thibs
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10/27/2008  2:15 PM
I'm curious as to why he's that weight. We're not talking about Eddy Curry being a lazy piece of ****. We're talking about a man who weighed as much as six of me... if Discovery is doing a documentary, there has to be a legitimate medical condition here
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10/27/2008  2:40 PM
Posted by djsunyc:
Posted by nyk4ever:

That is insanely disgusting...

she's not that bad...

That's because she's seen next to him. You put that broad next to you, and she's one fat mofo.
Nalod
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10/27/2008  2:44 PM
amazing, lose 500lbs and still can't get out of bed!
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10/27/2008  5:31 PM
Posted by SupremeCommander:

I'm curious as to why he's that weight. We're not talking about Eddy Curry being a lazy piece of ****. We're talking about a man who weighed as much as six of me... if Discovery is doing a documentary, there has to be a legitimate medical condition here

Wait, I thought that WAS Eddy Curry.
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10/27/2008  5:50 PM
Posted by SupremeCommander:

I'm curious as to why he's that weight. We're not talking about Eddy Curry being a lazy piece of ****. We're talking about a man who weighed as much as six of me... if Discovery is doing a documentary, there has to be a legitimate medical condition here

some people have abnormal conditions w/their glands that make them that way... some people are just fat lazy slobs... Curry's more the latter.
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10/28/2008  10:48 AM
Posted by JrZyHuStLa:
Posted by djsunyc:
Posted by nyk4ever:

That is insanely disgusting...

she's not that bad...

That's because she's seen next to him. You put that broad next to you, and she's one fat mofo.

i think you should see what dj looks like before making a statement like that.....
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10/28/2008  12:06 PM
Posted by TMS:
Posted by SupremeCommander:

I'm curious as to why he's that weight. We're not talking about Eddy Curry being a lazy piece of ****. We're talking about a man who weighed as much as six of me... if Discovery is doing a documentary, there has to be a legitimate medical condition here

some people have abnormal conditions w/their glands that make them that way... some people are just fat lazy slobs... Curry's more the latter.

I know, but usually a body can't hold onto 1,230 pounds... I mean, that just seems like a stack of compounded medical issues
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