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playa2
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5/13/2008  6:49 AM
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual
gimmick.

His wife Marsha has long ago given up trying to get him to change.


One day, John came home about 12noon and told Marsha that he had
gone to a nearby city and purchased a Robot. It was no ordinary robot, but
it was in fact a Lie Detector. He said it had to charge 4 or 5 hours,
and then he would show her how it worked.


At 5:30 that afternoon, Tommy, their 11 year old son, came in
from school, nearly 2 hours and 15 minutes late. Both parents were
understandably angry.

'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting
home?', they asked.

'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit
project,' said Tommy.

The Robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him
completely out of his chair.

'Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after school.'

'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.'

'What did you watch?', asked Marsha.

'The Ten Commandments.'

The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him,
knocking him off his chair.

With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry
I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.'


'I'm ashamed of you Son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I
never lied to my parents, never tried to see dirty pictures much less dirty
movies, told dirty jokes, nor did I misbehave.'


The robot walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse right
that not only knocked him out of his chair, but out the back door and half
way across the patio.

When he came back inside, Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in
tears. 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! And you can't be too mad with


Tommy. After all, He is your son!'

The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and literally
slapped the taste out of her mouth, not once, but three times.
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playa2
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5/13/2008  9:52 AM
How many of you LOL after reading this ?
JAMES DOLAN on Isiah : He's a good friend of mine and of the organization and I will continue to solicit his views. He will always have strong ties to me and the team.
ramtour420
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Russian Federation
5/13/2008  10:02 AM
Sry, heard it b4.
Everything you have ever wanted is on the other side of fear- George Adair
O.T Joke of the week****

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