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djsunyc
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2/7/2008  7:39 PM
bald ones tho...
* When asked about the worst physical pain he's ever experienced, Gil gives an answer, after the jump, that is possibly offensive and will almost definitely make you cringe:

"When I was new in the NBA the team veterans convinced me to shave, you know, down there, because they said the hair stinks. I used my girlfriend's razor, which was rusty and gave me keloids. The doctor prescribed medicine to dab on, but I just poured it all over. Three days later I woke up screaming. The skin was burnt off my scrotum, down to my crack, everything -- just raw flesh. I still had to run and play, so I used a numbing spray for a month until it healed. Now I use clippers."
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2/7/2008  8:14 PM
WTF is he sharing this with us for???
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martin
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2/7/2008  8:24 PM
Posted by Allanfan20:

WTF is he sharing this with us for???

prolly a drunk blog post, if you know what i mean.
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Allanfan20
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2/7/2008  8:31 PM
That is written in perfect English. Their's no way it's a drunk post, and even if it is, I wanna know what he was drinking in order for him to have exposed that skeleton.
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TMS
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2/7/2008  8:37 PM
Posted by Allanfan20:

WTF is he sharing this with us for???

freakin' hilarious... note to Gilly... don't use a rusty blade next time.
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2/7/2008  8:42 PM
What women in her right mind uses a rusty blade
arkrud
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2/7/2008  8:50 PM
Posted by bitty41:

What women in her right mind uses a rusty blade

Some women are tuff...
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2/8/2008  7:33 AM
Posted by arkrud:
Posted by bitty41:

What women in her right mind uses a rusty blade

Some women are tuff...

Take it further than that......he was in the nba.....you mean to tell me he couldn't afford his own razors? Fresh ones! Or paid for a waxing or something.

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2/8/2008  7:50 AM
aaahahahahahahahah.
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Cosmic
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2/8/2008  8:56 AM
Agent Dumbass is worthless. He's not funny, he's not witty, he's a crappy And-1 Chucker on the court. I wish people like him would not only shut up but not be given a platform to continue their stupidity.

He's nothing more than a glorified Jamal Crawful with a big mouth. How he can be anyone's hero is beyond my logic.
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2/8/2008  9:07 AM
Posted by Cosmic:

Agent Dumbass is worthless. He's not funny, he's not witty, he's a crappy And-1 Chucker on the court. I wish people like him would not only shut up but not be given a platform to continue their stupidity.

He's nothing more than a glorified Jamal Crawful with a big mouth. How he can be anyone's hero is beyond my logic.

Wow. Now thats hate.
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2/8/2008  9:15 AM
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Cosmic:

Agent Dumbass is worthless. He's not funny, he's not witty, he's a crappy And-1 Chucker on the court. I wish people like him would not only shut up but not be given a platform to continue their stupidity.

He's nothing more than a glorified Jamal Crawful with a big mouth. How he can be anyone's hero is beyond my logic.

Wow. Now thats hate.

Yeah man haterade.

He's funny. Good for the league. He is a chucker but he's a charecter.

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2/8/2008  9:35 AM
HAHAHAHA! Damn!

btw, Shaq was pretty hilarious at his press conference being introduced with the Suns. Not quite this ridiculous, but he was sure full of good lines.
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2/8/2008  9:47 AM
Posted by EnySpree:
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Cosmic:

Agent Dumbass is worthless. He's not funny, he's not witty, he's a crappy And-1 Chucker on the court. I wish people like him would not only shut up but not be given a platform to continue their stupidity.

He's nothing more than a glorified Jamal Crawful with a big mouth. How he can be anyone's hero is beyond my logic.

Wow. Now thats hate.

Yeah man haterade.

He's funny. Good for the league. He is a chucker but he's a charecter.

So what if it's hating? He's a garbage player that's vastly over-rated. Why the hell do I have to like an idiot and-1 chucker? I prefer fundamentally sound mature players. So **** me I guess.

A character? You mean like Shaq? Hey, Shaq is 100 times the comedian that Arenass is - and - I probably chuckled at about one of every 100 things Shaq ever had to say.

Arenass is a self-absorbed arrogant prick.

In my opinion, of course.

As a player he's trash. He is Jamal Crawful. Difference? Arenass gets to the line thus the extra PPG. He's a stronger athlete. His hot streaks are a little hotter. His cold streaks are just as bad if not worse.

Unfortunately - I could see Isiah trading our pick, Lee or Balkman, and Marbury's 09 expirings for a max-extended Arenass on draft day, "Arenass is better than anyone in the draft."




Seriously, I see nothing to like about the player or the character. He's self-absorbed and-1-balling crap. Behavior of which, believe it or not, is exactly why the league has been so terrible the past 7 years or so because there are so many of those types floating around.
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2/8/2008  10:09 AM
Cosmic, I've never seen such anger from you lol.
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2/8/2008  10:30 AM
Cosmic i agree with you bro. Arenas is definately a arrogant ass. He's truthful and he's a stand up dude too.

Yeah hes a Crawford clone with a cleaner game, but hey. He is what he is. At least he isn't ***** ass Tracy McGrady. Arenas has at least carried his team and was key in carring his team through the playoffs.

Arenas is just a charecter. Not a bad thing to say about him aside for his chucking. Tracy McGrady is what wrong with the league.

Agree with that Cosmic?
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Cosmic
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2/8/2008  7:06 PM
Posted by nyk4ever:

Cosmic, I've never seen such anger from you lol.


Heh.... a little cranky from traveling I guess. I really just don't like the player tho - and can't understand the love for him. *confused*

Posted by EnySpree:

Cosmic i agree with you bro. Arenas is definately a arrogant ass. He's truthful and he's a stand up dude too.

Yeah hes a Crawford clone with a cleaner game, but hey. He is what he is. At least he isn't ***** ass Tracy McGrady. Arenas has at least carried his team and was key in carring his team through the playoffs.

Arenas is just a charecter. Not a bad thing to say about him aside for his chucking. Tracy McGrady is what wrong with the league.

Agree with that Cosmic?

I agree that Tracy McGrady is one of the most immature arrogant idiots the league has ever seen.

As to Arenas carrying his team - while it may have seemed that way last season given he led them - I think this season proves that it's not really necessary and that they're not really any better or worse with or without him.

That does give the Wizards one hell of a bargaining chip to improve their team though. If I were them... I'd let him opt-out and S&T him ---- or do it on draft night once you write the fat extension into his contract that he desires. They have a REAL chance to make that team a legit ECF threat for 08-09.

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