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Where are they now -Glenn (big dog) Robinson
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playa2
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1/11/2008  6:52 AM
This is from 2005

Robinson is one of many players in the league who are valued for their expiring contracts. Each trading deadline, those players are used as trade bait for teams that wish to lower their salary cap number. For Robinson, his huge, unwieldy contract is a blessing straight from heaven.

“Oh thank God for that contract. Thank God,” said Robinson, relaxing during a recent practice. “It’s keeping me employed. If it wasn’t for that deal I probably would’ve been released by now. At the moment, nobody would release me because they’d have to eat my contract. So I just get to travel around with the team, see all the different cities, meet groupies, and collect money. Of course I’d much rather be out there contributing, but, hey, we all have crosses to bear.”

Robinson is concerned about his future in the league. After this season, he must find a team that will give him another long-term deal.

“Next year’s going to be tough for me,” he said. “I’ll be 33, I’ll be unhealthy and I’ll probably be of no discernible use to anybody. That’s OK, though. I still have a shot to get a long-term deal. There is one person in this league who can make it happen, and his name is…drum roll, please…Isiah Thomas. As long as Isiah is a GM in this league, useless forwards will always have somewhere to go.”

Now that Robinson is a member of the Hornets, he’s being asked to stay out of the way until the end of the season when he’ll be cut loose. He is not being asked to attend games or participate in practice. He is essentially a walking piece of paper.

“We don’t really need Glenn to show up,” said GM Allan Bristow. “Frankly if he does show up he’ll just get in the way. Our guys like to stretch out on the bench and the last thing we need is another player to take up space. Really, all he needs to do is fax us his contract and he can stay home. We’ll send him his checks in the mail. Great player, though. I’m glad we got him.”

Robinson does appreciate the irony of his situation. In many fields, people who are overpaid and useless are laid off or fired, but in the NBA, they are rewarded with continued employment. Robinson's agent, David Boyd, says it’s one of the many benefits of guaranteed contracts.

“We have guaranteed contracts in the NBA,” said Boyd. “As soon as the team signs on the dotted line, that’s it. The money is yours. Glenn is extremely happy right now to be a member of the New Orleans Hornets and will gladly take their money from them for the rest of the season. In return, he will reward them with a nice $12 million salary cap break. Some players offer points and rebounds, and some players offer cap relief. Some players offer neither. Those players are called ‘New York Knicks.’”

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JAMES DOLAN on Isiah : He's a good friend of mine and of the organization and I will continue to solicit his views. He will always have strong ties to me and the team.
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FrenchKnicks
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1/11/2008  8:22 AM
Wow, the last sentence hurts
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1/11/2008  8:30 AM
Wow that last line is a ridiculous shot at the Knicks. Geez haha.
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1/11/2008  8:31 AM
LMAO at all the shots at the Knicks. That's brilliant.
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1/11/2008  10:32 AM
I forgot which magazine did this - but every year in April, they gave the Big Dog award: to the player that gets paid big bucks but is not worth a friggin' cent.
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playa2
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1/11/2008  10:33 AM
bushwack is the name of the magazine
JAMES DOLAN on Isiah : He's a good friend of mine and of the organization and I will continue to solicit his views. He will always have strong ties to me and the team.
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1/11/2008  11:21 AM
wow. This was one of the most entertaining interviews with an NBA player I have ever read. This is akin to on those "shoot" interviews pro wrestlers are famouns for.

Can anyone else dig up an interview liek this? I'm pretty sure Jerome James feels the same way as the Big Dog
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1/11/2008  11:22 AM
This is satire.
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1/11/2008  11:23 AM
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1/11/2008  12:21 PM
Posted by Andrew:

This is satire.

So are the Knicks.
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1/11/2008  12:22 PM
There's no way this is a real article.
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playa2
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1/12/2008  12:33 PM
It makes you think of how the jerome james of the world really views playing and competing in the NBA.
JAMES DOLAN on Isiah : He's a good friend of mine and of the organization and I will continue to solicit his views. He will always have strong ties to me and the team.
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1/12/2008  3:43 PM
This is obviously a satirical piece. I wouldn't be shocked if this was originally printed in 'The Onion.'

playa, there is no way this is an actual factual based article. Highly unlikely.
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Where are they now -Glenn (big dog) Robinson

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