Posted by joel:

My Dream is Anuka starts at power forward since she's big enough, ugly enough and paid well enough to handle the role.

My dream is to watch James Dolan let out one noxious fart while sitting in a crowd of boos and the supreme toxic force of said fart melts lord eyebrows' eyebrows off...rendering him useless and forcing him to retire from being GM/Head Coach.

My dream is for this post to make sense and for this team to make moves that make sense.

My dream is to see men on this team who are IN SHAPE

My dream is to see men who talk intelligently and care about the TEAM
No more "I'ma gonna do my thing, 2+2 = chair and ****, that's why I get paid maxed" or whatever comes out of Dinglebury's mouth.

My dream is to trade David Lee and anybody else with value for as many #1 picks as possible and somehow accumulate pick 1-5 in the 2008 draft (To which every top player immediately declares his intent to continue their college careers)

My dream is to watch Jerome James and Eddie Curry demand buy-outs as they are not getting enough time because guys that hustle, have ONE chin and get rebounds are too busy helping us win.

My dream is to watch marburry start for the Romanian Horseploppers or whatever team exists in Europe that he wants to join. I am tired of seeing him. If I want to see an angry towel head I'll go to Syria and call myself "King happy Jew of Bush, Texas, fighting for freedom, woman's rights and the AMERICAN way HEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWW!!"

(sorry)

My dream is to watch a team defend their home court like the Oakley/Mason Knicks of the 90's

My dream is to go a day without Clyde selling me 'just for men' and inventing words and making me wish I could look good in purple suits. How does he do it?

Seriously. How? Man, forget that.

I wish I was Clyde in the 70's...he was surrounded by more woman, probably, than Eddie Curry is by cheeseburgers. I bet Eddie turns the lights out slowly with Marvin Gaye playing in the background...doing a little dance as he prepares to make sweet love to 140,000 calories of sexy ass hamburgers.

And with that...my dream is to NOT get banned for this post.