- The Lakers go for 70 wins, by hook or by crook
- The Knicks tease and tease... and still miss playoffs
- Houston Rockets make the playoffs
- Scott LayDUMB gets an extension
- jkidd snaps at reporter who asks him "Do you regret staying in NJ?" one too many times
- cwebb FINALLY brings the thunder in playoff crunchtime, but will it be enuff?
- Playa announces that Houston will tune out JVG NEXT season
- Kwame Brown shows up for half a season... again
- Lebron has his first back-to-back single-digit scoring games and someone calls him a bust
- kmart makes the All-Star team for the first time. tkf calls it a fix
- Ed Tapscott blows the Charlotte Bobcat's first ever draft choice, then trades for Frederic Weis' rights
- Tim Floyd drops Charlotte to the Knicks' level
- Allan Housless laughs all the way to the bank, but still won't drive the lane
- Larry Brown keeps Detroit's D in gear, and adds an offense
- Daily News Postas SHOULD know better, but still get involved in the Fantasy League
- Every Knick victory is credited to Housless, every loss blamed on Sprewell
- Every Lebron moment is accompanied by a SportsCenter graph comparing his first 'whatever' to MJ's, Magic's and Bird's.
- The Knicks get less TV coverage than NJ
- Knick fans swear Milos is coming and will save the franchise
- Shaq will hurt his toe... again

Posted by necrom33:

- Scott LayDUMB gets an extension

This is NOT funny!!

every prediction of a certain fellow will be wrong again.

layden will add yet another 7 foot white stiff, and call it the "final piece" to prosperity. he will have deep devout religous ties.

Chaney will win the Richie kotite award for most polite loser.

some one on the portland payroll will be arrested

clarence weatherspoon will convert his first dunk as a knick

If the Wiz win one more game it because MJ didn't let them develop. If they lose one more, it's because they couldn't thrive without his leadership!

[Edited by - necrom33 on 06/17/2003 12:44:02]

- Shandon Anderson will hit side of backboard while shooting wide open J from baseline.

good topic necrom.

good to see you are no longer locked into a sprewell vs houston debate with knickologist

- Karnivore will set record for proposed three way deals
- tkf will start an initiative to ban KMART from the NBA
- ARES will not like one coach in the NBA and won't understand why Martin always singles him out
- Necrom will start a swiss cheese manufacturing facility and name it... Housless
- Bobby D will still be shaking his head why Nets didn't win
- Prod will pick the Saints every game next season and think of writing his book
- Rockets will get restraining order against Playa for stalking JVG and continue to be WRONG about everything
- Derty will be depressed somewhere, not knowing where we're at
- never know what Swish is going to do
- Gony and Rain will still be trying to make sense of Knicks situation
- I'll be diagnosed with health problems as a result of Knicks futility