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mythfaze
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The Knicks can be fixed – without any trades or changes in personnel. We're not wasting any time – we have a game tonight. At our team meeting this afternoon, here is our plan to do it:
OUR NEW STARTING FIVE: Stephon Marbury, Jamal Crawford, Jared Jeffries, David Lee, Eddy Curry
Eddy Curry and Zach Randolph: You cannot be on the floor together. This is a bad offensive scheme – it is not your fault. We need one of you on each unit and can interchange you throughout the game. Whoever has it going the best that night will be the guy on the floor down the stretch in the fourth quarter.
Zach: You are going to be the anchor of the second unit. Your attitude, effort and behavior last night in the Garden was a disgusting display of disrespect to our fans. You have a lot of making up to do to them. In order to learn to handle this assignment of coming off the bench, here is Manu Ginobili's cell number: 1-800-BE-A-PRO.
Eddy: This is your opportunity to be the consistent, dominant post player you have the ability to be. We won't just dump it in and stand around like we have been. We will create more action around you to give you more room to work. We question your commitment to being great. This is your chance to prove us wrong.
You guys are both overweight – this is your fault. Both of you need to lose those five bags of sugar you are carrying around in your uniforms. You will room together on the road with our new assistant coaches: Jared Fogle and Clay Henry from Subway.
David Lee: Last season you shot 60% from the field, setting a Knick single season record. We rewarded you by sitting you behind a guy who is shooting 40% and plays half as hard as you do. That is our fault. No more will we have to see that "what kind of nightmare am I living" look on your face. You are a starter for life.
Stephon Marbury and Jamal Crawford: Our scheme of throwing it into the double black holes and standing around doesn't take advantage of your skills, talents and ability to score. That is our fault. Although we will still run some things through the big guys, we are screening, cutting and creating sets and situations for you.
We are going to get you to open areas, give you driving lanes, and get you shots. The days of catching the ball, staring down your defender and having to make something up against their whole team are over. Your struggles offensively are our fault. You guys can be a dynamic duo of offense and we are going to put you in position to do just that.
Steph: All that garbage and immaturity off the court distracting the team is your fault. You deserved to be booed last night. You have even more to make up to your teammates and the fans. It is your job to see that those days are over. It's time to grow up. Your slate is clean.
Jared Jeffries: You were a starter on a playoff team. We brought you to New York, ruined your confidence and buried you on the bench. That is our fault. You have value as our fifth starter – defender, passer, rebounder – giving us a little of everything.
On behalf of the entire Knick organization, please accept my apology for your head coach publicly bashing you at the Orlando Pre-Draft Camp last June – dropping F-bombs about you and your game – and in front of the head coach's son. Those days are over. We believe in you. Help us win.
OUR BENCH: Maybe The Best In The NBA
Quentin Richardson and Fred Jones: Before you came to New York, both of you could shoot the three.
Q: You shot between 35-37% the last four years from behind the arc. Fred, from 04-06, you made 150 threes and shot 36% from behind the arc.
The fact that you are not contributing is our fault. Reversing the trend of players getting worse when they come to New York, you guys are going back to being bombers. You are going to be working daily with our new shooting coach, and you have the green light on the second unit to fire away.
We will also insert either of you into the starting line-up when we need more shooting, and you will be on the floor at the end of games to help us put teams away. You are not locked into the second unit.
Q: You don't have to room with Zach and Eddy, but you must eat your meals with Clay Henry.
Nate Robinson and Renaldo Balkman: We are going to turn you loose to wreak havoc on the second units of the league. We want you to push, run and pressure – be aggressive and attack at all times. When you guys take the floor, we want to feel the electricity throughout the arena – energize our team!
Zach: You are on this unit that will push, run, shoot threes and attack the rim. You won't be the first option, because you can't get to the offensive end fast enough. We won't wait for you. You are our go-to-guy in the last half of the shot clock, and we will surround you with quickness and shooters making you unstoppable. Again, how you choose to respond to coming off the bench is up to you. Your slate is clean as well. Keep Manu on speed dial.
Steph, Jamal: We will play one of you with the second unit at times, to give us more creativity and scoring punch. It will give you both an opportunity to play that scorer's role with a different group and create matchup nightmares for opponents. You will both be terrific in this role with this unit.
Mardy Collins and Wilson Chandler: You are going to get minutes. Because we are going to play so hard, you will get opportunities to contribute. We need you to run, defend, hustle, rebound and do all those little things that contribute to winning.
OUR TEAM
All 12 Of You: Your poor, pathetic defensive effort and overall lack of hustle on the court is YOUR fault. We will defend, compete and play hard – every play, every night.
We will pledge to give you professional leadership and put you in position to be successful. We demand that from ourselves and you should demand it from us. Anything less than that is unacceptable. We deserve to be booed, publicly criticized and fired if we give you any less than our best professional effort.
What we demand from each of you is professional commitment to our organization, our fans and to our team. Anything less than that is unacceptable. You deserve to be booed, publicly criticized and fired if you give us anything less than your best professional effort.
Practice is at 3:00 pm at the high school down the street. We will leave from there to go right to the game. Be on the first bus. Fogle and Henry - bring the box lunches.
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