Somebody come to my house and shoot me.

I feel you... I just gt back from my one buddy kicking the **** out of the other. We'll see if they get processed before my flight's check-in. The one guy through a martini glass at the other, then a girlfriend got involved and I got ****blocked as a result. To top it off, Isiah hasn't been canned yet.

I hope your son is okay. Cats suck.

Posted by raven:

oh man...
You should trade the cat and let your son's contract expire.
Start from scratch.

Maybe he should just hardaway the cat and shandonize his son. Tank the rest of the season with hopes of getting a top lottery pick.

Funny stuff.

They need to send me to speak to Isiah. I'm coming off about 2 hours of sleep, my house smells like puke and shiot. This is Isiah's fault.

Posted by BasketballJones:

Relax dude. The future is very bright for your son. He's a very talented young man.

It isn't every kid that can puke on a cat. Most kids do something boring like puke on the floor, or maybe on the table. In rare cases they will have the foresight to puke on a your rug. But to puke on a cat? it is pure genius. And to actually be able to execute the maneuver? Awesome.

My son was sick and sitting in my lazy boy. The cat was on his lap. He says he doesn't feel well. Three seconds later the flood gates open up for about 30 seconds. He puked on the cat. The cat ran and dragged puke around the house. I found puke in the fourth room around 7 am this morning. The victim has not been seen since. Possibly hiding in our attic, wondering why he smells so bad. By the time I got my son to the bathroom, he had puked on the cat, living room floor, kitchen table and floor, me, stairs upstairs, bathroom floor and in and around the toilet. It reminds me of the Denver/Knicks brawl

I hope the lazy boy's all right.

The thing to do is to keep the cats paws out of the water. Don't immerse the cat, just put him in the tub.

Also, don't use running water. Have a large container of warm water and use a small container to gently pour the water over the cat. If you run water he may freak out.

It's also a good idea to hold the cat still.

Some cats are more tolerant of this than others.

Johnson's baby shampoo is best.



[Edited by - basketballjones on 11-24-2007 10:29]

Lmao.......

Im just picturing the cats reaction after getting slimed. Ah man that probably was hilarious.

That cat is probably P.O.'ed right now, lmao!........if that "MEOW!" had subtitles it probably would have been "son of a bitch!", lmao!

that kid got skills man. Cats are supposed to dodge **** like that. Owned! Lmao!

Posted by Bippity10:



My son was sick and sitting in my lazy boy. The cat was on his lap. He says he doesn't feel well. Three seconds later the flood gates open up for about 30 seconds. He puked on the cat. The cat ran and dragged puke around the house. I found puke in the fourth room around 7 am this morning. The victim has not been seen since. Possibly hiding in our attic, wondering why he smells so bad. By the time I got my son to the bathroom, he had puked on the cat, living room floor, kitchen table and floor, me, stairs upstairs, bathroom floor and in and around the toilet. It reminds me of the Denver/Knicks brawl

LOL that sucks man!

You couldn't leave this one for your wife?

Posted by Marv:

i'm impressed that you got to your computer to post this.

my worst moment was when i held my daughter up above my head to toss her in the air and she let loose in my face.

Vomit?

oohah

LOL! That's hilarious. I agree with the sentiment that it's about time a cat got his.

As for cleaning that up... it should take no more than 8 hours. As far as the cat, if you can find him, the bath will be fun. However, the easiest way I've found to bathe a cat is to pull that area on the back of their neck with one hand (the one that semi-immobilizes them) and soap and wash the cat with the other, at all times keeping the cat facing away from you. The good thing about this is that when the cat is about to turn to claw into you with nails of death, you have enough time to react and dodge the near-fatal blow.

The responses in this thread were hilarious. Except for BasketballJones, who needs to lighten up more. Good luck, Bip.

[Edited by - Solace on Nov 24 2007 2:55 PM]