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Guys i was talkiong to my home Boy "JIM" from Buffalo, i asked him if he could smack up this cat named myron. he said he knows myron, and will get his kid sister to handle Myron, Only if i pass a letter on to a preoccupied good friend of his name JASON. well reading the letter on my way to the most Quiet arena in sports, I found it to be interesting, so i want to share it with the suspects, and new friends i'm meeting here on Ultimate knick.com like andrew and martin...here it goes
Dear Jason;
This is your good buddy JIM, I wrote a letter cause I know your too busy too accept calls. i hope this reaches you with god speed. I see you have made it too through the Junior Vasity NBA playoffs again, But in Reality you know when your competition detroit best player avg's 6 pts, you wouldn't have a hard time. I see your playing a team from the marines , as barkley would say, and you are getting smacked down like last year. I see Rileys protege is getting desperate playing a 42 year old seven foot hands of stone string bean with malaria on Duncan. Maybe next Game We will see OPIE SCALABRINE. We are friends Jason lets be frank no one remembers the guy that finished SECOND, Take me for Example, people always say, "i know you JIM, you were the kung fu guy in the Blaxplotation movies", i laugh and tell them that was a different JIM, that was a Black guy, I am white. But Jason I want you to be a bride, not a BRIDESMAID, what I'm saying Jason is you need a ring!!! I sugest come July you look to Leave New Jersey. It rains there Every day anyway, and Car insurance is Sky high. go to a real Franchise, go to next years Champ....the Los angeles Lakers. Don't be like me, I was a bridesmaid Four times... Regards Jim KELLY
NEW YORK, NEW YORK BIG CITY OF DREAMS, BUT EVERYTHING IN NEW YORK AINT ALWAYS WHAT IT SEEMS
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