Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by firefly:
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by firefly:
Posted by Bippity10:
I agree with you that the season can't start soon enough. But I disagree with you that Timmy could take Allan down low. Allan is very strong and can lift a lot of weights. My prediction would be 11-8 Allan.
Has the season started yet?
I have to admit, I do see where you're coming from. Looking at the pics from pre-season, Houston's muscles are certainly more defined then last year. Hmmmm, I wonder if he has lost weight?
I could see Houston maybe trying to back Timmy down the lane, but I feel that the effort exerted in making sure his muscles continuously look so de-fiiiiined will make him lose concentration, allowing Timmy to dunk on him. Repeatedly.
I see your point and you may be correct. But allow me to raise the point that Allan makes moves that bring him closer to the light. I'm not sure Timmy could defend that.
Hmmmmm. Im intrigued by where your going with this. I could certainly see that Houston's search for inner peace may bring him to a certain zen-like state where all obstacles are as nothing. But, and here is my rebuttal, I ask you this. What happens when you stumble downstairs in the middle of the night, searching desperately for the lightswitch to aid you in your crusade to find that fifth of Jack you left down the couch the night before? You smash your shin on the nearest available hard surface, thats what happens.
And THATS when Timmy pounces, using his night vision to take advantage of the hapless prone Houston, dunking all over him. Repeatedly.
I had never looked at it that way. I never really thought about Timmy's night vision and how he may be able to use that in the game. That would be tough for Allan to overcome. But of course Allan could always play the Lord card and have the Lord come down and smite Timmy. This is of course be dependent on whether he was in a smiting mood or not. I'm going to say 11-8 Allan, 11-9 if smiting is not part of the equation.
Yes, yes good point. With the Lord on his side, Houston would indeed triumph 11-8. Unless......... Timmy summons up satans cohorts Manuiel and Toniel. In response, Allan will summon up the power of his saintly colleagues Latriel and Patriel. But, alas, woe unto us, all is lost, for Timmy will bring forth the awesome power of Boweniel, Defender of Satan. In desperatation, wth one final madness-inducing throw of the dice, Allan, using up the last of his Lordly power will summon up the Rejector of Ungodliness himself, Cambiel!! Drawing himself up to his full commanding height, Cambiel lets loose a primal scream. "You Shall Not Pass!!!!" Finally, it looks as though the forces of Good and Houston will triumph, until........ Can it be? Would even the raving lunacy of Timmy do this?!?!?! Yes!! He has!! A shadow crosses the sky. Cambiel, Blocker of Infidels, looks towards the heavens, and as the realization finally hits him, you can see the terror growing in his ever-widening pupils. For Timmy has summoned the aweful power of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named himself!!! Popovitchiel!!!!!! And as he raises himself towards the heavens in all his grotesque glory, finally, all is lost for our brave crusaders as they cower upon the ground. Then, with the might of Popovitchiel behind him, Timmy will proceed to dunk all over Allan Houston. Repeatedly.
Final score 11-10 Timmy. Last second three.
Some men see things as they are and ask why. I dream things that never were and ask why not?
