There have only been ten times in history the "F" word has been appropriate and
acceptable for use:


10. "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Look at all them @#$%ing Indians!" - Custer, 1877



8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938



7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926


6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC



5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566


4. "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937


3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC


2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$%'s going to find out?"- Bill Clinton, 1999




And . . . drum roll .. . . ..


1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @#$%ing mad." - Saddam

Hussein

...hmmm