In order for us to get in the top 3 picks tonight, you must say three times: "LAYDEN DON'T TRADE HIM / CHANEY PLEASE PLAY HIM / DOLAN JUST PAY HIM !!!". Then spin around 3 times, repeat the phrase, throw a pinch of salt over your left shoulder, then spit over your right shoulder, hop around on leg with your right hand in the air & hold your breath until they announce that the KNICKS are in the top 3 lottery selection !!!

Either that or one of us will just have to sell their soul to the devil!!!!

Since no one is willing to do that, which leg do I have to hop on? and if I pass out from holding my breath do I screw up the whole bit?

Posted by EnySpree:

Either that or one of us will just have to sell their soul to the devil!!!!

Since no one is willing to do that, which leg do I have to hop on? and if I pass out from holding my breath do I screw up the whole bit?

I think we want you to pass out and see god and tell him to give the knicks the number one pick. Oh by the way can you tell him to send the lottery numbers for this saturday and who is going to win the horse race.

From the way the NYK have been doing the last couple of years, he already did. The deal was that he'd keep his job no matter what idiotic decisions he made and/or how badly the franchise does.