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9/13/2007  10:04 AM
NBA STAR'S SUREFIRE PLAN FOR MAKING EASY LAYUPS

By ANDREA PEYSER

September 13, 2007 -- 'THE Busy Guy's Guide to Hooking Up."

By Stephon Marbury.

A professional basketball player has to satisfy his needs, like anyone else. Trouble is, a guy on the go can't waste energy on stuff like dinner. Or foreplay. Or getting a room.

Scoring Machine: Marbury's Truck Sex With Intern

Knick star Stephon Marbury, in his houndstooth jacket and swagger, testified yesterday in the sexual-harassment trial of his BFF, Isiah Thomas. And he gave a Learning Annex-style course on scoring. We're not talking hoops.

Here is a cheat sheet to Marbury's Method for Making It. Take notes.

Rule No. 1 - Before even thinking about doing it with a chick, a big-time player better make sure the girl's been road-tested. Stephon solved that problem by coming on to a Knick underling who was "in a relationship" with his cousin, Hassan Gonsalves.

It helped that Gonsalves was on the Knicks' payroll, too. No complaints here about sloppy seconds.

Rule No. 2 - Access is key. Marbury plucked the girl right out of Gonsalves' car, after they all visited Sue's Rendezvous, a Mount Vernon strip club. For the girl's birthday.

3. - The drunker the better.

4. - Professional bitches are a pain the you-know-what. Interns, baby!

5. - Why waste oxygen? "Are you going to get in the truck?" was the extent of Marbury's conversation with the college student. "Yes," she said.

6. - Why waste money on a room when you have a car? "We got together right across the street" from the strip club, he testified.

7. - Why waste gas when you can sit still? "We were stationary the whole time," he said. Doubtless not a commentary on his performance.

Marbury also said he has called Anucha Browne Sanders a "bitch." But not a "black bitch."

Sanders' lawsuit against Thomas and Madison Square Garden brought forth this useful information, imparted by a man who seemed alternately pleased with himself, and irritated at being dragged into the ordeal.

Earlier, Sanders broke into tears for the first time, testifying that Marbury's conquest felt she could not refuse his advances - though she called the sex "consensual."

But when Sanders complained to her Garden boss, Steve Mills, he warned that Thomas would retaliate by spreading rumors she was having an affair.

After court, Marbury, visibly jolly, strode off toward his chauffeured Bentley, singing a Chris Brown song:

"We're in the moo-oood!"

Nice company you keep, Isiah.

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9/13/2007  10:47 AM
'Marbury also said he has called Anucha Browne Sanders a "bitch." But not a "black bitch."'

Can somebody tell me the relevance of this? Is Marbury not black? Would his calling Browne a "black bitch" make him a racist? I just don't get it.

Why would he ever even call her a "black" bitch? What would be the point?



[Edited by - panos on 13-09-2007 10:48 AM]
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9/13/2007  10:52 AM
It's funny how everybody is out to make this intern innocent, she is the one that went in the car, she is the one who decided not to say no.
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9/13/2007  11:20 AM
Isn't marbs married?

This is some stupid **** overall.
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9/13/2007  4:46 PM
Posted by CDB:

It's funny how everybody is out to make this intern innocent, she is the one that went in the car, she is the one who decided not to say no.

If anything it just shows she has a groupie mindset. A big star tells you to do something and you feel compelled to do it? Felt like you had no choice? Yeah, that's a groupie for you.....
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9/13/2007  4:49 PM
Posted by EnySpree:

Isn't marbs married?

This is some stupid **** overall.

He's married to Isiah, or maybe he's just Isiah's bitch
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9/13/2007  4:57 PM
Posted by CDB:

It's funny how everybody is out to make this intern innocent, she is the one that went in the car, she is the one who decided not to say no.

Marbury is never to blame. Dozens of problems with teammates, coachs, etc but its always the other persons fault.
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9/13/2007  5:01 PM
Posted by COSSUCKS:
Posted by CDB:

It's funny how everybody is out to make this intern innocent, she is the one that went in the car, she is the one who decided not to say no.

Marbury is never to blame. Dozens of problems with teammates, coachs, etc but its always the other persons fault.
I didn't say that he is not to be blamed but the way the media is potraying it is as the girl is some saint and she needed to do it. Like I said she is just as guilty as him for not saying no.
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9/13/2007  5:18 PM
Wow a Star athlete had an affair with a woman after a night of partying. Gee that's a shock. Steph must be some kind of rare monster. He's most certainly an adulterer and a poor excuse for a husband, but that's between him and his wife. This woman that got in his car and had sex wasn't raped or forced physically. She had already shown poor judgement by going in a car with Steph's cousing who had already shown that he wasn't a good guy. Her friends even told her not to go with him and she still did. What does that say about her judgement? This is all being twisted to make the men at MSG seem like a bunch of sex crazed monsters. I don't like to hear about this kind of thing, but it's no different than when Ewing and other Knicks were guilty of the same kind of things. Steph is just a guy that's hated more, so it's easy to come down on him harder.

In my book the girl is just as bad a person as Steph. They both were wrong. If she wasn't down for what happened it's not likely she would've gotten in a car with Steph's cousin who had already made lewd comments to her. Did she feel compelled to go with him too? I just think it's all too easy to make this about the guys only and not consider that she could be a person of loose morals herself.
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9/13/2007  5:20 PM
When you are married and a girl comes on to you you can say no.

Now when you are an impressionable intern intoxicated and an multimillionaire from around da way calls you into his bentley, you go for the experience he has to offer.

Steph shouldn't have dissed his wife like that, if he gets a divorce for that he and shaq will be court buddies passing out cheddar to their ex wifves and kids. STUPID!
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9/13/2007  5:20 PM
this is biggest crock of bull****.

Am I the only one who's had sex in a car? This week?

Hasn't anyone ever tried the direct approach with a girl of questionable morals? How about after she was intoxicated? What about when she was intoxicated at a strip club?

This is just a dog and pony show so Anucha can get a check. It's working pretty well, I might add. The Kanye v. Fifty beef had more integrity to it.

[Edited by - tru on 09-13-2007 5:21 PM]
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9/13/2007  5:29 PM
Posted by CDB:
Posted by COSSUCKS:
Posted by CDB:

It's funny how everybody is out to make this intern innocent, she is the one that went in the car, she is the one who decided not to say no.

Marbury is never to blame. Dozens of problems with teammates, coachs, etc but its always the other persons fault.
I didn't say that he is not to be blamed but the way the media is potraying it is as the girl is some saint and she needed to do it. Like I said she is just as guilty as him for not saying no.

This lady didnt make vows to Marburys wife on their wedding day. Marbury did. You know the Marbury who claims to be all spiritual and loving when he isnt calling other ladies B#tch.
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9/13/2007  5:31 PM
Was the girl dumb to go to a strip club, get drunk, & get in a car with Hassan? Absolutely.

Did Marbury take advantage of someone who was young, inexperienced and intoxicated? Yes.

Was Marbury being opportunistic and predatory? Yes

Was it a crime? No.

Would I do it? No.

Would you?

(This is based on what I've heard so far. We haven't heard from the girl. She may say it was the best experience of her life.)

[Edited by - BasketballJones on 09-13-2007 17:35]
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9/13/2007  6:08 PM
Posted by CDB:

It's funny how everybody is out to make this intern innocent, she is the one that went in the car, she is the one who decided not to say no.


+ Drunk and going to a strip club on her birthday. We're not talking about Daddy's little angel here.
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9/13/2007  6:09 PM
Would I do it? No.

Check yourself on this one.
lol @ being BANNED by Martin since 11/07/10 (for asking if Mr. Earl had a point). Really, Martin? C'mon. This is the internet. I've seen much worse on this site. By Earl himself. Drop the hypocrisy.
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9/13/2007  7:30 PM
Posted by kam77:
Would I do it? No.

Check yourself on this one.

Maybe if I was drunk too
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9/13/2007  7:50 PM
I don't know why we're assuming they had sex. All we know is she got in the truck.
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9/13/2007  8:00 PM
It was established that he did ask and that she did say yes, without even a mild protest. I don't see why the matter was even brought up.
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9/13/2007  8:17 PM
I can tell by the responses the 90% of you all aren't married.

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9/13/2007  8:17 PM
This young woman wasn't in high school. I've got a daughter and she's in college and I've brought her up to know that she shouldn't put herself in that kind of position. She's not out partying and getting drunk. She also knows that she has her family to come get her if she really needs a ride rather than accept a ride from a stranger or some guy that she knows only wants sex. There's no need to hop in 2 different guys cars just cuz they asked. I don't care who asked.

She had her friends back in the strip club and there shoudn't have been any feeling of pressure to do anything she didn't want to do. She CHOSE to go with Hassan even after he had made such a nasty comment to her. She CHOSE to accept getting in a car with Steph when she could have just said no i'm tired and just want to go to bed. He didn't get out of his car and grab her. This is just ridiculous.

Steph is a jerk. I wouldn't do such a thing to my wife, but then again i'm not in his position. It's easy to say what you would or wouldn't do, but you really don't know yourself until you're put in the exact same situation as another man. It's not a real test of your morals if you don't have the most beautiful woman throwing themselves at you. You might resist the 1st 5-10 times, but who is to say that you might not have a moment of weakness on the 11th time. Who's to say that you don't have a rough spot in your marriage and then some hot chick is all over you on the road or pops up in your hotel room. We don't know what it's like to be in that position all the time. So i'm not gonna go too crazy about this. I know lots of men and woman who have been unfaithful and we don't kick this much dirt on them, so let's get off the highhorse. I've been tempted in my life, but haven't given in. Still I haven't been put in that kind of position as often as I would imagine a star athlete would be.
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