Half the media is happy Harbaugh got his azz handed to him, and the other half are proffering their azzes to the Gints!

We need some Tebow action or Rex to tweet pics of his wife's butt or something to take the spotlight off of us...

Eli looked like he was throwing passes against practice coverage. And a smashmouth TD carry by Bradshaw.

Awesome.

jrodmc wrote:Giants championship football.

1) humbly adore the opposition's QB, who you will have to deal with for the foreseeable future. Especially after sacking his azz three times and hitting him more times than he got hit all season.

2) winning even when Eli plays only slightly better than sheehit. Yeah, I'm talking shit to you, Gustav!

3) Victor Cruz, please please please stay healthy. How the crap can the leading target on the field get open running a route directly into the seam? I would not want to be alive and living in the Redskins secondary during practice this week...

4) Force a fumble to end the game and turn Santana into an instant goat.

I cannot fathom how the two top teams in the entire league are the Texans and the Falcons. WTF???

Falcons scare me... Texans don't. So, if they're the best teams in football (and I agree), I'm feeling really, really good

The problem is the Giants are world class when the entire world has counted them out, and they are terrible when there are high expectations... what worries me is that I and everyone else genuinely believes that they can beat anyone in in the NFL. The Giants have always let me down with that formula

jrodmc wrote:

SupremeCommander wrote:

jrodmc wrote:Giants championship football.

1) humbly adore the opposition's QB, who you will have to deal with for the foreseeable future. Especially after sacking his azz three times and hitting him more times than he got hit all season.

2) winning even when Eli plays only slightly better than sheehit. Yeah, I'm talking shit to you, Gustav!

3) Victor Cruz, please please please stay healthy. How the crap can the leading target on the field get open running a route directly into the seam? I would not want to be alive and living in the Redskins secondary during practice this week...

4) Force a fumble to end the game and turn Santana into an instant goat.

I cannot fathom how the two top teams in the entire league are the Texans and the Falcons. WTF???

Falcons scare me... Texans don't. So, if they're the best teams in football (and I agree), I'm feeling really, really good

The problem is the Giants are world class when the entire world has counted them out, and they are terrible when there are high expectations... what worries me is that I and everyone else genuinely believes that they can beat anyone in in the NFL. The Giants have always let me down with that formula

Haven't seen the Falcons. Saw a little bit of the Texans, but the AFC is so mediocre it's a bit tough in the credibility department. They are beating the sheehit out of people, though, aint they?

Meanwhile, Big Blu runs beneath the radar. We didn't put RGIII in the hospital, we just roughed him up a bit and "escaped" with a W. Typical understated Giants win.

Eli [in the fourth quarter to RG3]: Nice game kid, now let me show you how it's done.

And what is all the rage about in the NY Sports Media machine?
Are the Jests "scared"?

Gotta love it.

the Texans are worth watching because of Andre Johnson and JJ Watt but they don't scare me

the Falcons are loaded... lots of offensive firepower and a really good defense

Very very very ugly. Suddenly, Victor Salsa can't catch, and we look like crap after the D gets big turnovers.

Doesn't matter. We avenge (slightly) opening day, and we are 5-0 in the new JerryJonestadium. Gotta love it!
Who would have thought of all places, Cowboyland would be the Big Blue home away from home?

And absolutely NOTHING approaches the Meloangst and Linpsychosis of the Knicks forum...

Back to last year's game plan: Suhuuuuuck and hope nobody's watching until the playoffs.

Oh well, at least only Dallas won. Rest of our division plays like sheehit, too.

Nice job, Saints! I don't quite know why, but the Falcons losing was nice.

jrodmc wrote:Rested. Eli's arm is showing pop! He looks strong AND elite!

Packers. Our Patriots of the NFC. We play up to the competition.

Nice first game back. Rested D-line. I'm imagining a week of angry practices.

We win, 27-10.

I hate when I underestimate our Elite QB! The drought is over!

Sacked Mr. Rogers 5 times! Some scary sheehit!

Onto another matchup with RG3PO-D2. What can Eli teach the kid phenom this time?

Hopefully we just keep our heads down, our mouths shut, and just beat the crap out of the 'skins.

Hard to believe a cancer patient is going to motivate our D line, but who knows?

What's Coughlin going to follow that one up with?

I hate that.

Oh well, maybe we become the first 8-8 team to go to the Superbowl...and beat the Patriots...again