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islesfan
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7/26/2007  4:48 PM
Top Ten Signs A Referee Is Fixing Games


10 He leads the league in blocked shots

9 When talking about the Spurs, he says "we"

8 After 6 seconds, calls a 24-second violation

7 He's drawing up plays

6 Befores tipoff, scoreboard reads 58 to nothing

5 Teams have scored a record number of two-pointers, three-pointers and eight pointers

4 Tossed one of the other officials out of the game

3 Has Eddie Brill's telephone number on speed dial

2 Miami Heat hasn't lost a game since Shaq promised to help the referee's fat son

1 The Knicks are winning
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COSSUCKS
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7/26/2007  4:54 PM
So since we havent been winning the games must have been fixed against us. I knew it!

[Edited by - COSSUCKS on 07-26-2007 4:55 PM]
MaTT4281
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7/26/2007  5:01 PM
An older one from the Bush thread.

Top Ten Signs Your NBA Referee Is Nuts
Top Ten


Keeps nude photos of NBA Commissioner David Stern in his wallet

Refers to the ball as "Peggy" -- now that's nuts

Refuses to let substitutes come out of the game unless they give two weeks notice

Puts ball under his shirt; claims he's carrying LeBron's baby

Every time someone makes a basket, he screams "Goooaaaallll!"

Thinks the Knicks rebuilding plan is working

He has a 24-second clock over his bed -- that's worse than calling the ball "Peggy"

Well, he's the only one out there on ice skates

Allows players extra free throw if they give him a cigarette

Asks Kobe for tips on maintaining a monogamous relationship
Solace
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7/26/2007  6:04 PM
Hahaha especially the Knicks parts!
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8/1/2007  10:04 AM
this might be an embarassing question who is Eddie Brill
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