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Allanfan20
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7/22/2007  12:17 PM
http://www.elitemate.com/htm/doubleyourdatingtips8.htm

Just thought this was interesting, b/c I ALWAYS catch myself being that classic job interviewer, and always end up getting the same results. I'm sure most of you will be saying "NOOOOOOO SHIZAT Sherlock" when you read this, but maybe some of you will find it interesting and care to discuss.
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7/22/2007  1:22 PM
If Allanfan starts asking anyone any of these topics at the next get-together, feel free to run.
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Allanfan20
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7/22/2007  3:52 PM
You wont be running when I have Jessica Alba in one arm and Eliza Dushku in the other arm.
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7/22/2007  4:14 PM
Posted by Allanfan20:

You wont be running when I have Jessica Alba in one arm and Eliza Dushku in the other arm.

Eliza Dushku is pretty smokin.
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7/22/2007  4:37 PM
There is bo science to dating. Either you like each other or not. 9 times out of ten you won't really like them or at the least you guys can be friends. A relationship might brew and if it does the chances you guys falling for each other in terms of marriage is closer to no that yes.

Either way, life is too short so just enjoy people and the ones that annoy you leave them alone.
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MaTT4281
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7/22/2007  5:00 PM
Of course dating is a science. My technique is simple. I survey the room and find the girl I desire. I very smoothly walk up to her, brush her arm, and softly whisper, "Hey baby, did you fart? Because you just blew me away."

Works everytime. Before you know it, they're buying you drinks (of course most are so clumsy that they accidently drop it on you), and most get physical from the start (although several of them are too eager for that skin on skin and end up leaving that red handprint on your cheek).

I can tell these restraining orders are just her way of playing hard to get because she introduced me to her brother (who is a very interesting guy - been working at the police department for 5 years now).

Play it cool and you too can be getting this kind of action on a nightly basis.
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7/22/2007  5:58 PM
Posted by MaTT4281:

Of course dating is a science. My technique is simple. I survey the room and find the girl I desire. I very smoothly walk up to her, brush her arm, and softly whisper, "Hey baby, did you fart? Because you just blew me away."

That's the second worst pickup line ever.
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7/22/2007  6:05 PM
What's the worst?

Hi, my name is Solace.
lol @ being BANNED by Martin since 11/07/10 (for asking if Mr. Earl had a point). Really, Martin? C'mon. This is the internet. I've seen much worse on this site. By Earl himself. Drop the hypocrisy.
kam77
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7/22/2007  6:05 PM
lol @ being BANNED by Martin since 11/07/10 (for asking if Mr. Earl had a point). Really, Martin? C'mon. This is the internet. I've seen much worse on this site. By Earl himself. Drop the hypocrisy.
MaTT4281
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7/22/2007  6:15 PM
Well we can't all be scouts for the Knicks.

[Edited by - matt4281 on 07-22-2007 6:19 PM]
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7/22/2007  7:31 PM
Posted by kam77:

What's the worst?

Hi, my name is Solace.

First off, I don't need pickup lines. Some people just have 'it'.

Anyway, the worst pickup line I ever heard was: "My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in."
Posted by MaTT4281:

Well we can't all be scouts for the Knicks.

After Saramae posted here, I'm convinced that that's the best pickup line ever.
Wishing everyone well. I enjoyed posting here for a while, but as I matured I realized this forum isn't for me. We all evolve. Thanks for the memories everyone.
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