You know you're too old to party when...
- you run into a chick that you used to teach in Sunday School (& you think she's looking pretty damn good at that)
- you're grinding up on some chick at the club & you ask her how old she is, & you find out you were graduating college when she was in 3rd grade.

- you hear some old school joints being played at a club & you start waving your hands in the air like you don't care, & the chick dancing next to you is looking at you with that look that says "what the hell is this fool doing?"
After 7 years & 40K+ posts, banned by martin for calling Nalod a 'moron'. Awesome.