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Is Greg Oden The Biological Father Of LeBron James?
9th April, 2007 - 8:45 pm
By Buster Gunning

The NBA’s reputation for absentee fatherism has received another big blow last week with the recent announcement that Ohio State standout Greg Oden is NBA all-star LeBron James’ biological father.

Two seasons ago, RealGM.com was the first to release the shocking news proceeded to shake the very fabric of the NBA, that LeBron James was indeed, the biological father of the Indiana Pacers ’ Jermaine O’Neal. Now, in a bizarre twist, Buster Gunning has learned that Ohio State’s very own freshman sensation Greg Oden had a son some years back, with that son being NBA MVP candidate LeBron James.

Using my usual covenant of rogue doctors and some Oden DNA, I randomly stumbled across; I have obtained overwhelming evidence proving that Mr. James is Greg Oden’s son.

My doctor, who wished to remain anonymous, provided me with the following statement:

It is our professional opinion here at “Jackson’s DNA and Waffles” that there is a 99.96 chance Greg Oden is the father of LeBron James.

Sources say that upon hearing he is the father of the NBA star James, Oden is feverously trying to cash in on his son’s success in a manner very similar to James’ deplorable exploitation of Jermaine O’Neal upon learning that he was the father of the Pacers’ center.

James is currently working on a rap CD that will feature a single entitled “Biological Didn’t Really Bother” which is set to be released this summer. The song is said to be slightly different than the 1994 release by “Kazzam” star Shaquille O’Neal, not to be confused with James’ son Jermaine O’Neal.

Buster Gunning reserves the right to decline comments regarding the fact that Jermaine O’Neal is older than LeBron James, who in turn is older than Greg Oden.

If Jermaine O’Neal is older than LeBron James and LeBron James is older than Greg Oden, who is older…Jermaine O’Neal or Greg Oden? Send your answers to: Buster.Gunning@realgm.com

The preceding article was a piece of satirical fiction.

So far I just read the title and I can't stop laughing.

there is this one picture in particular that Cosmic posted once, a close up shot of Oden's "relaxed" face. he looks soooo old in that picture. i'm a little suspicious about his listed age

yeah that makes sense too