Interview with "NALOD"
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Nalod
Posts: 72394 Alba Posts: 155 Joined: 12/24/2003 Member: #508 USA |
3/18/2007 1:29 PM
Two versions:
One is Dolan in todays paper: http://www.nypost.com/php/pfriendly/print.php?url=http://www.nypost.com/seven/03182007/sports/knicks/serbys_sunday_qa_with___james_dolan_knicks_.htm Or the original unedited version not seen! Q: At what point will you expect a championship from Isiah Thomas' Knicks? A: With global warming and reverse atmospheric conditions "hell freezes over" might be more applicable than ever before! Q: What is your perception of the perception of you? A: my perception of what is perceived is evident by the interloping in public persona, or personifications of perceptions as others see you and how you see yourself. In other words, I don't give a phuch! Q: The one criticism that is most unfair? A: That I don't care about people who work for me. Its unfair, its not that I don't care, I do, but since I don't recognize them its not really my fault. Q: Would you rather be loved or feared? A: I'd rather get laid. Q: High point of your ownership? A: Getting laid Q: Low point? A: getting blown by Anucha. Q: Coaches or managers you admire? A: The ones not on my payroll. Q: What surprised you about Isiah the Coach? A: His mouth is really soft! Q: Why is that? A: I don't know, Men kind are rough, shave, and Isiah is a HOF "Playa2". Q: How would you describe your ownership style? A: Loose lips sink ships!!!!!! Also I admire Joseph Goebels who was Hitlers head of propoganda. Q: You don't believe in raising ticket prices if the Knicks and/or Rangers fail to make the playoffs. A: I realize that if I don't people will stop buying tickets. DJ practically goes for free, this has to stop! Q: What were you like prior to sobriety? A: In retrospect, it was more fun than watching a back court of Marbury and Francis. Much cheaper too! Q: You've been sober for how long? A: Im back on it. Its easier! Q: Favorite childhood memory? A: realizing who my dad was. Q: You attended Cold Spring Harbor (L.I.) High School before New Paltz. A: I don't recall. Back in the day they used to call it "No Pulse!". Imagine, as rich as I was the best I could do is that SUNY school! I should have studied abroad! Or " A Broad". Get it? ha ha! Q: Idols growing up? A: Billy, Billy Idol of course! Q: How did your interest in music begin? A: All the rich pot head kids got what ever we wanted and out parents thought we'd party less if we learned music! Q: What concerts did you attend back then? A: When your rich and your dad is connected, you went to them all. And Blue collar slutty chicks with no money would give it up big time to go to the shows if you got them high enough! Q: The first time you (J.D. & The Straight Shot) performed on stage? A: A place called The Hot Tin Roof in Martha's Vineyard about four years ago. I don't get laid anymore. Q: Is it a rush? A: Im rich, its a rush to play. I bring in my posse of suck ups they just really love it! Or they get fired. "its good to be king"! Q: Do you have a favorite song that your band does? A: Freddies dead: curtis mayfield from the superfly CD! Q: Who writes the lyrics? A: I hire some college kids and take credit for it. Q: Favorite lyric? A: "another jughead plan, pushing dope for the man!". Its like the knicks, and Im the man. Cool huh? Q: Did you ever think of becoming a full-time musician? A: No, daddy would cut me off. Q: What parts don't you like? A: doing the math. It was really kinda of a bummer when someone in Roosevelt Field stopped me and told me how the cap really works in the NBA. That new math is a real bitch! Checkets used to do that for me. They tell me he did a pretty good job of it. Q: The best part of being a New York sports owner? A: The knick dancers have to sleep with me at least once. Q: Adjectives you think describe you? A: Phuch head, burn out, drunk, burn, fried, Napoleonic complex, Needle dick, and waste case! Q: Owners you admire? A: Cuban, cuz he ain't got no daddy to answer too, and he gets his own puss! Q: George Steinbrenner? A: George is the man. Dude is right on and kills it! Q: Most embarrassing moment? A: I was giving a speach back about 25 years ago and was so bombed I forgot to........never mind. Anyway I blanked and was a total doofus. Q: Any applause? A: (Smiles) No! Q: Best piece of advice from your parents? A: Don't inhale, use a condom, and only drink the good Sh!t! Q: One thing you wish you could change about yourself. A: My d!ck. Its too small! Q: If you knew the world would end in 24 hours, what would you do? A: Kill Larry. Just pummel his smart ass! Then get daddy to stop the world from ending. Q: Worst fear? A: Knicks winning a championship. Q: Three dinner guests? A: Jesus Christ; Leonardo DiCaprio, and Sponge Bob. Be nice if my kids ate with me. Q: Favorite movie? A: Clerks Q: Favorite actor? A: Pee Wee Herman Q: Favorite actress? A: Tootsie! Q: Favorite singing group? A: The Archies Q: Favorite meal? A: Humble pie! HA HA, ain't I a rip! Q: What would you want your legacy to be? A: "I didn't screw the pooch!" and had a good time not doing it! [Edited by - nalod on 03-18-2007 1:41 PM] |
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djsunyc
Posts: 44929 Alba Posts: 42 Joined: 1/16/2004 Member: #536 |
3/18/2007 6:55 PM
brilliance...
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Interview with "NALOD"