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BlueSeats
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Joined: 11/6/2005
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Ah, Supreme makes the leap from realgm to the real world. Welcome to the best kept secret in sports.
Thanks for mentioning me, but I'm not a volume poster anymore. Things that used to require days to get across over there are common knowledge over here, and by the time I read a thread a dozen or so guys have already covered it better than I ever could.
Here's a post by eVilL that should bring you up to speed on who's who around here:
Welcome 4949. Let me fill you in on who's who:
Martin / Andrew: they're the site mods. They're pretty fair, not very intrusive -- all around good guys.
Bippity: He's a basketball coach gone mad. He’s all about changing the team’s philosophy and backing the coach.
DJ: This guy is the star of Knicks 101. You might not know it, but he is. He likes crack-induced trade proposals and gives hand jobs on the streets to feed his children. He's been down and out since Jessica Alba won that restraining order against him.
TMS (aka. The Mets Suck): Albeit, he doesn't know much about baseball. He's a strong contributor to the basketball talk. He’ll argue with the best of ‘em too.
Nalod (aka. Dolan backwards, formerly: Neydal, aka. Layden backwards, soon to be: Haisi, aka. I think you got it by now): This guy is funny. His posts are wacky and enjoyable. He has a running thing with Bonn. Which leads me to...
Bonn: This guy is known for throwing around one-line nit-picky posts about other peoples opinions. Nalod calls him the snit. Be careful what you say. Bonn will bookmark it and bring it back at opportune moments to call you on it. Surprisingly, Bonn never sticks his neck out when he says something. He just likes cutting off the heads of people that do.
Islesfan: This guy loves hammering Bonn too. I could not stand Isles for the longest time, but he grows on you (he's got fungal qualities). He hates Isiah Thomas the way Holfresh hates Larry Brown and the way McK1 hates Marbury. As the days go on, Isles early prognostication has become more and more accurate -- chillingly accurate.
Briggs: he's the resident talent scout. This guy knew Amare Stoudamire was a star in the making before Amare was born. He pined for Andrew Bynum all summer long and some folks still rib him for it. He knows a lot about the college game. He's prone to bold predictions. He changes opinions a lot. He'll bug you, but don't let it last -- he's a valuable contributor.
Marv: He's our resident shrink (He really is). He's also the most surprising member of the anti-LB contingent. He might be the only person on that side that gives them any legitimacy. He's also hilarious and an old pervert to boot.
Oohah: No one uses the quote feature quite like this dude. He'll dissect your entire post sentence by sentence to the point where everything has completely lost meaning. If you can resist debating with him you'll be better off.
Killa4luv: I met this guy on the street once. Quite possibly the most bugged out UltimateKnicks moment I've ever had (bugged out in a cool way). He's a very cool dude -- a major Knicks fan like everyone else on here. He might be Marbury's number one fan.
Holfresh: He hates Larry Brown with passion. I don't know what else to say. He really hates Larry Brown.
McK1: He hates Stephon Marbury with passion. I mean, really he does. He loves Luke Ridnour though. When he originally said he'd take Luke over Steph, people laughed. Now, a lot of people think that would be genius.
Blueseats: Single-handedly put together the best case against Marbury I have ever seen. Look at the link in TMS's sig to read it.
Onkbok: If there's a terrible trade scenario to be thought up, Onk is all over it.
Misterearl: This guy should be a Knicks City Dancer. I don't know if there's another poster on the board who has shown more spunk while cheering for a 50 loss team.
rvhoss: He owns courtside tickets to the Knicks and he's not embarrassed to bring it up. Despite dropping six figures a year to watch a bottom dweller, he firmly supports the players that are robbing him blind. He's similar to Misterearl, but a lot less lovable. I give RV credit for being the person who made me love Isles. That was a difficult feat.
Fishmike: This guy's a solid contributor. He likes posting pics of himself in bathing suits and also pics of his wife's buttcrack. When he's not peddling his brand of amateur porn -- he's backing up the coaching staff and calling for major philosophy reforms within the Knicks organization (a lot like Bip, but less crazy).
Bobs: This dude came on the board with a vengeance. He argued with Fish on his way to dropping 1000 posts in record time. He has since mellowed out.
HARDCOREKNICKSFAN: I consider this dude the Mr. T of the board. He pities fools who hate on the Knicks.
Allanfan, nyk4ever, tkf, Longislandknicksfan, OldFan, Pharzeone, simrud, codeunknown, caseloads, woodman, nykbasketball, firefly, NYKniCksFan87, MinsHeartsReezy, s3231, Silverfuel -- these guys are around a lot too. If I don't have a personality profile for them it's probably because they focus more on the b-ball talk and less on the extra-curriculars. Also, I just don't know everyone here as well as I should -- if I forgot you, please don't kill me. It goes without saying that everyone here is a huge Knicks fan. 4949, you found a great place to chill. Now that you have my descriptions of everyone, you've been warned. Continue at your own risk...
(This got way out of hand. I just couldn't stop typing once I realized how many characters there are on here... )
http://ultimateknicks.com/forum/topic.asp?t=15738&page=1
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3/3/2007 6:48 PM
