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Bonn1997
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3/3/2007  7:36 AM
I saw this on another forum.

I'll start with one:

What's your name?
AUTOADVERT
joec32033
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3/3/2007  8:34 AM
Ever have gonorrhea?

(phrase also works well with syphillis and herpes.)
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arkrud
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3/3/2007  9:33 AM
Much more sex
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chislic
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3/3/2007  9:35 AM
don't tell mom
joec32033
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3/3/2007  10:24 AM
Damn you're easy!
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highfivesucka
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3/3/2007  10:24 AM
Let's Go Knicks
^precocious neophyte.
joec32033
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3/3/2007  10:25 AM
That's it?
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joec32033
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3/3/2007  10:27 AM
Go Make Breakfast
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oohah
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3/3/2007  10:45 AM
oohah, oohah, oohah

oohah

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MaTT4281
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3/3/2007  10:46 AM
It's working again!
K22
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3/3/2007  11:04 AM
I've had better.
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BlueSeats
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3/3/2007  11:36 AM
Shush, I'm sleeping.
93BUICK
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3/3/2007  11:49 AM
Like my car?
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joec32033
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3/3/2007  11:53 AM
The condom broke.

[Edited by - joec32033 on 03-03-2007 11:54 AM]
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joec32033
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3/3/2007  11:54 AM
I am late. (this is months after, but it is AFTER sex!)

[Edited by - joec32033 on 03-03-2007 11:54 AM]
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martin
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3/3/2007  11:56 AM
your name is....?
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NYKresurrection
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3/3/2007  12:45 PM
DAMN YOUR UGLY !!!
GOD arose JESUS from the grave !!! Isiah arose the Knicks from their grave !!!
Cookdcokehop
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3/3/2007  12:47 PM
I'm Rick James!!!!
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3/3/2007  12:50 PM
Islesfan goes to a bar, picks up some skank and gets drunk because he is so depressed after the Knicks extend Isiah's contract for making it to the conf. finals. The next day he wakes up and says; " YOUR A GUY ? "
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islesfan
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3/3/2007  12:53 PM
Got to go

Get a cab

Money on dresser

Get me water

Gimme 10 minutes

Let's go again

Take off handcuffs
If it didn’t work in Phoenix with Nash and Stoutamire... it’s just not a winning formula. It’s an entertaining formula, but not a winning one. - Derek Harper talking about D'Antoni's System
OT: Best three words after sex?

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