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playa2
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12/26/2006  10:27 AM
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently ageing but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia. Very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, she becomes like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
JAMES DOLAN on Isiah : He's a good friend of mine and of the organization and I will continue to solicit his views. He will always have strong ties to me and the team.
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izybx
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12/26/2006  3:40 PM
HAHA good one dude
Beat the Evil Empire. BEAT MIAMI
playa2
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12/26/2006  5:34 PM
I'm not trying to deter any of you young guys from getting married , but she is what she is.
JAMES DOLAN on Isiah : He's a good friend of mine and of the organization and I will continue to solicit his views. He will always have strong ties to me and the team.
TMS
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12/26/2006  5:42 PM
not trying to deter any of you from getting married, but...

nature does not lie.

before marriage:


after marriage:
After 7 years & 40K+ posts, banned by martin for calling Nalod a 'moron'. Awesome.
playa2
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12/26/2006  8:22 PM
ROFL good one TMS
JAMES DOLAN on Isiah : He's a good friend of mine and of the organization and I will continue to solicit his views. He will always have strong ties to me and the team.
bitty41
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12/26/2006  8:54 PM
Unlike men who can go from this:
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