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I've been getting a lot of email lately from people sending me this stupid 9/11 conspiracy video called "Loose Change." I've tried to ignore it for months now, but you morons keep forwarding it to me, and I keep having to add more email addresses to my spam filter. The ironic part is that I'm a huge conspiracy nut, and even I can't stomach this bull****. For example, I believe that there is a small, reptile-like creature called Chupacabra that sucks the blood of goats in Mexico. Area 51? Hell yes. Roswell? Pass me the Kool-Aid. But "Loose Change" elevates bull**** to an artform. Watching this video is like being bukakked with stupid.

Unlike others who debunk 9/11 conspiracy theories, or "cons" for short, I'm not going to bother with going through intricate point-by-point rebuttals, or pointing out the hundreds of factual inaccuracies and outright lies in this "documentary," because I don't need to. In fact, I can debunk the entire story with one simple observation:

The fact that this man is alive...

...is proof that "Loose Change" is bull****.

Here's why:

1. The man in the picture above is Dylan Avery. To be more precise, the fact that Dylan, his friends, and family are alive, is proof that "Loose Change" is bull****. He, along with a couple of his friends, created a 9/11 conspiracy video claiming that the US government and the military caused 9/11. Take a closer look at the last part of that last sentence: he's claiming that the US government, for whatever ends, killed nearly 3,000 innocent Americans, and tens if not hundreds of thousands of more lives in the conflicts that ensued because of it.

2. Since Dylan's arguing that the government has no problem killing 3,000 innocent people, this raises the question: if his documentary is true, and we've established that the government has no ethical qualms about killing thousands of its own people, then why wouldn't the government kill Avery and his friends as well? What's a few more lives to them to ensure the success of this conspiracy?

Whatever reason it may be that the government supposedly orchestrated this conspiracy, it must have been worth it to them to cause so much suffering and loss of life. So if there's any truth to this, then you can bet your ass that the government wouldn't let a couple of pecker-neck chumps with a couple of Macs and too much time on their hands jeopardise their entire operation by letting this stupid video float around on the Internet. I can picture you morons emailing me now: "BUT MADOX, MAYBE DYLAN POSTED IT ON THE INTERNET BEFORE THE GOVERNMENT HAD A CHANCE TO REMOVE IT LOL." Yeah, too bad this rebuttal is inconsistent with the premise of Dylan's ****-festival of a movie: that the WTC was brought down "in a carefully planned and controlled demolition ... and it was pulled off with military precision." Now we're expected to believe that the same government that was able to commit the largest terrorist operation in history--with military precision no less--is suddenly too incompetent to sniff out and shut down a little website set up by some college losers within days, if not minutes of its creation? The US government has the capability to monitor every electronic communication made anywhere in the world, yet we're expected to believe that they wouldn't be able to nix this kid long before his video ever became popular?

I win. There is no conspiracy. Eat my ****, losers.

The other type of 9/11 conspiracy email you dip****s keep sending is the $20 dollar WTC conspiracy. Glenn Beck--a loud-mouthed, fat-faced ******* on CNN--has a copy of it on his website:

The new U.S. $20 dollar bill contains hidden pictures of the World Trade Center and Pentagon attacks!

Yes! see for yourself...

1st) FOLD A NEW $20 BILL THIS WAY:

2nd) CONTINUE TO FOLD THIS WAY
Compare your fold precisely to this picture.

3rd) FOLD THE RIGHT SIDE UNDER,
exactly as you folded the left side.

You'll immediately see the Pentagon ablaze! (red circle)

4th) NOW FLIP IT OVER AND SEE OTHER SIDE

The Twin Towers of the World Trade Center are hit and smoking.

What are the odds that a simple geometric folding of the $20 bill would accidentally contain a representation of both terror attacks?

What are the odds that a simple geometric folding of a $20 bill with elements of design that were conceived in 1928 by a committee of treasurers, a full 42 years before the World Trade Center even existed, could accidentally contain a representation of both terror attacks? Pretty good, apparently.

The article on Beck's page goes on to ask: Need even more proof? No, you ****! You had me at "the U.S. $20 dollar bill contains hidden pictures of the World Trade Center." As if a folded picture of shrubbery on a bill that kind of looks like smoke wasn't convincing enough of a conspiracy

If anyone with common sense can see the plane that supposedly hit the pentagon couldn't even be shown , even though there were numerous cameras from many angles from the highway to the gas station to the pentagon itself.

I am ex military, and the pentagon is one of the most hardest places to get to outside of the whitehouse.

ASK MILTARY personel in OTHER countries how difficult it is to engage the untited states with out our own military knowing about it.

Our intelligence is too sophistcated to allow these so called men to cause the damage they caused with the United States knowing not even about it before hand.

Pearl Harbor was the same way, history tells us that the Japanese suprised us that day, but in all reality we intercepted their signals but was told to keep quiet so we could go to war with Japan and destroy it and then rebuild. FOR FREAKIN RE-CONSTRUCTION CONTRACTS !

Our country has been hijacked and americans are too busy watching sports , american Idol and cops to even think this could happen in this country.

[Edited by - playa2 on 12-27-2006 01:22]

If the government orchestrated 9/11 as you believe, then why does al qaeda take credit for it? Are we secretly friends with Osama as well?

Posted by playa2:

You didn't know the Bush sr and family is friends with Osama's family ?

Where have you been ???

You didn't know that the Bin Laden family expelled Osama out of the country since the early 90s and want nothing to do with him? Where have you been?


[Edited by - jaydh on 12-28-2006 1:20 PM]

Now I hate Bush as much as anyone, but to say that we planned 9/11, that it was a conspiracy and an inside job, well thats just ignorant.

Honestly if anyone actually thinks that the government planned a perfectly planned attack involving thousands of US citizens, foreign nationals, and Military without any security leaks is an idiot. Seriously very unintelligent.



EDIT: No disrespect to anybody in particular

[Edited by - izybx on 01-04-2007 2:17 PM]

Posted by playa2:

If anyone with common sense can see the plane that supposedly hit the pentagon couldn't even be shown , even though there were numerous cameras from many angles from the highway to the gas station to the pentagon itself.

I am ex military, and the pentagon is one of the most hardest places to get to outside of the whitehouse.

ASK MILTARY personel in OTHER countries how difficult it is to engage the untited states with out our own military knowing about it.

Our intelligence is too sophistcated to allow these so called men to cause the damage they caused with the United States knowing not even about it before hand.

Pearl Harbor was the same way, history tells us that the Japanese suprised us that day, but in all reality we intercepted their signals but was told to keep quiet so we could go to war with Japan and destroy it and then rebuild. FOR FREAKIN RE-CONSTRUCTION CONTRACTS !

Our country has been hijacked and americans are too busy watching sports , american Idol and cops to even think this could happen in this country.

[Edited by - playa2 on 12-27-2006 01:22]

You are ex military, I wonder what your MOS was. I am currently a sergeant in the army. I have no doubt that the military would not be capable of executing an operation like this. Youre talking about thousands of people. Basically every person in the government and the military with a top secret security clearance would have to agree to kill thousands of people, and not one person has leaked anything. Hmmm. So a country that couldnt even manage to send a dozen helicoptors to Iran in the 70's to save the hostages in Tehran is now able to undertake an operation where they need to blow up all of downtown New York with Bombs exactly as planes make contact, crash a plane in PA, and blow up the pentagon with a bomb with "military precision". Why didnt they just blame the explosion in the pentagon on a car bomb? Why blame it on a plane? Wouldnt Bush be worried that someone might notice that there was no plane crashing into the pentagon?

And BTW, you claim to be exmilitary, yet you cite "military precision"...not to knock the military, but when have you seen anything in the military done with anything that resembled precision?

Sorry you aren't persuaded, but have you ever heard of secret mission teams.

I am familiar to secret mission teams but I am not familiar with teams that kill American citizens, and neither are you. If these teams really existed and you had knowledge, you would be dead.

I was in the Navy 23 yrs ago we took navy seals secretly to El Salvador and they were released on a raft in the water.

You inserted a team into enemy lines, similar to countless operations in Iraq (pre war) Cambodia, Laos, Somalia. This is not top secret stuff. What was your security clearance at the time? I doubt it was top secret therefor your operation was not top secret or you would have not been involved.

So when you say 1000 of military would know about top secret covert world changing missions I disagree wholeheartedly.

So when you say 1000 of military would know about top secret covert world changing missions I disagree wholeheartedly.

When there is a "TRUE CONSPIRACY" 5% KNOW ABOUT IT and only 2% are involved. So when you ask or interview the other 93% they would naturaly call you a nut job and ask for the white jackets

Do the math...4 planes, operations teams that had to plant enough explosives to blow up multiple buildings, explosive experts, high level politicians, fake terrorists, financial planners, upper brass, the imaginary people that had to benefit from this attack, not to mention technicians, computer experts, communication experts, aviation experts, and teams to make sure that the imaginary plane that flew into the pentagon was not witnessed or photographed by anyone. How many people do you think that would take?

So the 5% that know about it and the 2% that are involved =.....how many people?

Haven't you heard of Northwoods Operation ? They didn't care about killing american cilvian or military personnel for their own agenda

Yes I am familiar with that "operation" that never happened. so you cant use it for any sort of basis. Cmon man.

Dude, let me ask you a question...if you REALLY think this happened...then what are you doing about it? Why are you still in the country? Why arent you leading an armed resistance against a government that has comitted on of the most harmful acts against its own population in modern history?