This was a collective effort created on realgm back in February, upon the announcement of the Francis signing. Since they remove threads after a year I wanted to extend it's life, and some of them are pretty damn funny.

Anyone have any to add?


KNICKNAMES FOR MARBURY AND FRANCIS:
Bury'd Franchise
"Star-Chise"
Franbury
Turnover & Turnover
The Matadors
The Windows
S & M
The Two Doody Heads
The Brokeback Brothers
marbury2francis
deadend
Crash & Burn
STAR-Franchise
Double Trouble
20/20
"Two Guards Enter, One Guard Leaves"
RE-RUN
marbles and francipuss
The Depths Of Hell
Two Can Shoot
Double Dribble
Dribble Penetration
Double Penetration
Wonder Twins
Paxson's Dream
The curse of Ewing
Trade Bait
DOOM AND GLOOM
the "points" of no return
Half Man...Half Man
Redundant
Da TwinZ
Franchisebury
Cardiac Kids
Point Blank(s)
Pee Gees
$30 million
The Prima Donnas
2 of a kind
Million Dollar Babies
Head Honchoes
The Yoyo's
Blunder and Frightening
The Blunder
Twin TO
Pain and Panic
2 FOR THE MONEY
10 speed and Clownshoe
The Young Gunners
Starchise
Chaos and Confusion
Allstar Backcourt
Former Allstar Backcourt
fALLenSTARS
no-dime bro's
Chuck 1 and Chuck 2
The Up Chuckers
The No Look Passers
Loses and Loses
basket and ball
Dishing and Swishing
Majorlead's reason for suicide
Stevie and the Wonder
Fransteph
The Lost Boys
Perfect Strangers!
Bullet Wounds!
EMS!
Dino and Bambam!
Pus Head and Iron Fist!
Screw Face and Jug Head!


Runnyc’s Knicknames:
Ego Trip
Perimeter Witnesses
Mope n' Glow
(Invasion of the) Ball Snatchers
Black Eyed PGs
Lifetime Losers
The Untradeables
'Phon and Gone
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
Locker Room Brawlers
Unhappily Ever After
Death of a HOF Coach
Losing the Hard(a)Way
Half-Man Half-A-PointGuard
Terrible Twos
Mental Midgets
Indecision 2006
Hiroshima and Nagasaki (ooooooh.)
Stray bullets


DrSithMirth’s Knicknames:
The End
Tool & Tech
Backcourt Lost
Backcourt Bereft
Ball & Hog
Two Times Dope
Broke BackCourt
Fall Back court
Combinations
Basket & Case
The Real Roxanne
The Honeymooners
Twin Turnover
Larry's Kids
The (Cap) Killing Joke(s)
Duopoly
Plan B
Fool times dope
Ass & Neck
Ass & No Pass
Who-The...What-The?!?!
The Big Paycheck
Two By Turnover
Steve-O and O-No
Mad & Bad
Rob & Fab
It's Alive


Blue Seats’ Knicknames:
Bladder Busters
Double Combo
Larry's Clowns
Tropic of Cancer
Blind Alley
Poison 'n Cancer
Muscle for Brains
Kings and Queens
Groucho and Harpo
The Headless Horsemen
Twins
Twinkie and Cup Cake
When's Baron Davis Coming?
Lost Highway
Redundant
Scream 2
Double Blind Study
Thing 1 and Thing 2
Fool Me Once, Shame on You; Fool Me Twice, Shame On Me
Double Jepardy
Tears of a Clown
To Dream The Impossible Dream; To Trade The Impossible Trade
Fistful of Dollars
Gag Reflex



Bill Bradley’s Knicknames:
Isiah's folly
cap killers
the cap
The Plan
Butthead and Butthead
The Lottery



BeegNeek’s Knicknames:
The Mysterioso Mustachios
Starsky & Retch
Mary Kate & Ashley . . . The Early Years
Stephon Marbury and His Inevitable Replacement
Stephon Marbury & The Guy Soon To Be Feuding With Stephon Marbury
Steve Francis & The Guy We Traded Marbury For
The Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots
Too Late For Chemo
Colon Cancer, featuring Painful Fissures
The Bad Old Days Grampa Neek Is Always Babbling About
The Patty Duke Show
(Hand) Check One, (Hand) Check Two
Visa and Mastercard
Gremlins II: Electric Boogaloo
I'm With Stupid

hans and franz

a night at the franbury

Left Nut Right Nut...(and nothing in the middle)

Madison Square Guard-Doomed
Career Nights For Atkins
The Turnstyles
Oil and Water
The Uncoachables
Small Wonders
We Heart Stats
I Love My Baby-back-baby-back-baby-back-baby-back-baby-back-court

LOL. Oh my, this thread has me rolling on the ground. Thanks Blue.

Posted by SeatsBlue:

Dumb and Dumber
False Adverchising
Rope and Razor
Blown Fuse
Mil-Doo
CornerBlown
ClusterF-U-C-K
Hades and Hell
CellarDwellers
Piss and Cheerio
WishyWashy
ProtoHype
WeakLinks
Ball and Chain
Transparencies
Cryptonites
Contempt And Court
Weapons Of Franchise Destruction
Puke and Mire


[Edited by - SeatsBlue on 12-08-2006 12:36 AM]

Twin Towlers
Pelebury and Steve Globetrotter
Mr. MiyTowelgi and Daniel Bumb
Stevie Bricks and Stephon Masonbury
Third World Point Gaurds
Third Person and First Peron Squaring Third Person A.K.A. never ending 3.142363564142541412.......of Crap
Booooo Factories
Tsunami and Hurricane A.K.A. Natural Disasters
Dinglebury and Stevie The Poo
MarbUR-N-ANUS and FraN-EPT-UNE
CANCER and KENO...... Side Note Franics could have been CHEMO but instead he brought more numbers into the situation to confuse finding/eliminating the cure.
Luxury and Income Tax A.K.A. 2 places you don't want to be on when trying to (re)build a MONOPOLY/FRANCHISE



[Edited by - SeatsBlue on 12-08-2006 4:33 PM]

Posted by SeatsBlue:
Weapons Of Franchise Destruction
Twin Towlers

hahaha

The legion of doom.
The Un-tradable

[Edited by - BigC on 12-09-2006 10:36 AM]