The return of the heartbreaker
Last year I was on the verge of breaking up with her

This bitch wasted countless hours of my time. She spent money like the world was going to end tomorrow, there was one last party and every store was having a 98% off blowout sale.

She went away for a few months. I enjoyed the time off from the routine of constantly building up of hope only to have my heart ripped out while still beating and punctured with the heel of her skank stilletto heel.

But I've decied to give her a second chance and start a fresh relationship like nothing has happened.

Examples of her egregious shopping sins

Imagine your wife told you she was pregnant and you spent like..say..20 million dollars on the kid in one year.

Then you find out it's not your kid.

Then she does this to you with 3 more kids and you fall for it every time.

Total salary just for this season of players who used to be on the Knicks but are either

a) not playing basketball at all anymore

b) playing for someone else's team..and getting paid for it

50.7 Million Dollars

Ladies and Gentlemen your 2006-2007 New York Knickerbockers!

Welcome to another season.

But the sex should be real good? OTher wise why bother?

Marv,


Im saving this one for you!