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Nalod
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Joined: 12/24/2003
Member: #508 USA
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Say in December the team is really struggling:
Dolan:GrunLayden, what do you think is the problem?
GrunLayden: No problem, Isiah is great, we are younger and more athletic!
Dolan: Homer!
GrunLayden: My dog is named "isiah!"
Dolan: You see the payroll, we are a .300 team, and Blisterbury needs ankle surgery!
GrunLayden: MOre time for Stevie Franchise!
Dolan: WE can't add more payroll, we need to shed, oh, How is Eddys heart transplant going?
GrunLayden: Great, we gave him Aguirres, he will really do well now.
Dolan: What about Aquire?
GrunLayden: He's from Chicago!
Dolan: Oh, that makes sense! You see my dog? I bought him here today.
GrunLayden: I haven't seen him since QWoods was here to pick up his check.
Dolan: Oh, You see that bit chris rock does about a "seeing eye midget"? Real funny, Im thinking of using Robinson as a........
GrunLayden: Boss, I don't think that is such a.......
Dolan: Relax "homes", its a joke!
GrunLayden: You taste Isiahs new flavor of corn?
Dolan: Yeah, its smooth, real smooth, goes down easy but im finding it has a real bitter after taste.
GrunLayden: Isiah says it tastes like Anucha
Dolan: Fire Isiah, Is Lenny still on the payroll?
GrunLayden: Nope, but we got a stable of coaches.
Dolan: Call Stern, can we bring back Larry?
GrunLayden: Wait until Easter Sunday, might go down better. We can call it a "resurection"! Brilliant! Or Do the Starphuch thing and hire Ewing!
Dolan: How the Phuch did you get this gig?
GrunLayden: Im Isiahs bitch.
Dolan: ain't we all, ain't we all!
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