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Nalod
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9/18/2006  10:16 AM


Say in December the team is really struggling:

Dolan:GrunLayden, what do you think is the problem?

GrunLayden: No problem, Isiah is great, we are younger and more athletic!

Dolan: Homer!

GrunLayden: My dog is named "isiah!"

Dolan: You see the payroll, we are a .300 team, and Blisterbury needs ankle surgery!

GrunLayden: MOre time for Stevie Franchise!

Dolan: WE can't add more payroll, we need to shed, oh, How is Eddys heart transplant going?

GrunLayden: Great, we gave him Aguirres, he will really do well now.

Dolan: What about Aquire?

GrunLayden: He's from Chicago!

Dolan: Oh, that makes sense! You see my dog? I bought him here today.

GrunLayden: I haven't seen him since QWoods was here to pick up his check.

Dolan: Oh, You see that bit chris rock does about a "seeing eye midget"? Real funny, Im thinking of using Robinson as a........

GrunLayden: Boss, I don't think that is such a.......

Dolan: Relax "homes", its a joke!

GrunLayden: You taste Isiahs new flavor of corn?

Dolan: Yeah, its smooth, real smooth, goes down easy but im finding it has a real bitter after taste.

GrunLayden: Isiah says it tastes like Anucha

Dolan: Fire Isiah, Is Lenny still on the payroll?

GrunLayden: Nope, but we got a stable of coaches.

Dolan: Call Stern, can we bring back Larry?

GrunLayden: Wait until Easter Sunday, might go down better. We can call it a "resurection"! Brilliant! Or Do the Starphuch thing and hire Ewing!

Dolan: How the Phuch did you get this gig?

GrunLayden: Im Isiahs bitch.

Dolan: ain't we all, ain't we all!
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Nalod
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9/20/2006  10:44 AM
Its not just knick fans that do this....
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9/20/2006  12:46 PM
Glen GrunLayden

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