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djsunyc
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6/28/2006  1:04 PM
By Patrick Hruby and Kurt Snibbe
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Larry Brown is out. Isiah Thomas is in. Which can only mean one thing.

The New York Knicks are about to get even worse. Worse than 23-59. Worse than the Atlanta Hawks. Worse than being the league's leading laughingstock, an inept, ill-conceived collection of overpriced, underachieving talent. And also, worse than Jerome James.

We already know what you're thinking, The Knicks? Even worse? Is that possible?

Yes. It's possible. Probable. A near-mortal lock, in fact, given that Thomas is now the team's coach.

Where there's Zeke, there's a way. To lose, that is.

Thomas led the Indiana Pacers to resounding mediocrity. He managed the CBA into near-extinction. His tenure as the Knicks' front office mastermind (and we use the term loosely) has made the Madison Square Garden faithful long for the halcyon days of Kenny "Sky" Walker.

And that's not the half of it.

An extensive Page 2 investigative report reveals that Thomas' blundering extends well beyond basketball. How far does the boondoggling go? The pictures tell the story ...



The San Diego Chargers make highly-regarded quarterback Ryan Leaf the No. 2 pick in the 1998 NFL Draft.



North Carolina defeats Michigan 77-71 in the 1993 NCAA title game.



One of the biggest flops in recent Hollywood history, "Gigli" grossed just $5.6 million at the box office.



Janet Jackson provides half-time entertainment at the 2004 Super Bowl.



1876: The Battle of Little Bighorn.



1970: The Beatles announce their breakup.



An editor reviews the manuscript of James Frey's "A Million Little Pieces."



Democratic candidate Michael Dukakis poses with an adviser during the 1988 presidential election.



"Sir? Your pizzas are here. I'll have the intern bring them in."



Soft drink executives introduce New Coke.



"Zeke, you're doing a heckuva job."
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6/28/2006  1:12 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! oh man, tears are welling up.
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6/28/2006  1:13 PM
LOL DJ you're cracking me up over here!
...Zeke calling timeout when CWebb was in Michigan LMAO!
Another season, and more adversity to persevere through. We will get the job done, even BETTER than last year. GO KNICKS!
djsunyc
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6/28/2006  1:14 PM
Posted by HARDCOREKNICKSFAN:

LOL DJ you're cracking me up over here!
...Zeke calling timeout when CWebb was in Michigan LMAO!


the bigger question is why is isiah coaching WITH A LEATHER JACKET?!?!?!
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6/28/2006  1:25 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
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6/28/2006  1:40 PM
Hilarious. Thanks.
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6/28/2006  2:29 PM
Funny as heeeeeeeee-yyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaalllllllll
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6/28/2006  2:46 PM
I just choken on the apple i am eating - this has to be post of the year.
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djsunyc
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6/28/2006  2:57 PM
Posted by OasisBU:

I just choken on the apple i am eating - this has to be post of the year.


you were choking the apple? i don't even want to know what the hell that means...
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6/28/2006  3:02 PM
OMG hahaha Greatest thread ever
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6/28/2006  3:40 PM
I want that little bighorn picture as a poster for my apartment


im dying here
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6/28/2006  3:49 PM
Posted by djsunyc:
Posted by HARDCOREKNICKSFAN:

LOL DJ you're cracking me up over here!
...Zeke calling timeout when CWebb was in Michigan LMAO!

the bigger question is why is isiah coaching WITH A LEATHER JACKET?!?!?!

LOL Because he's Run-DMZeke and he's TOUGHER THAN LEATHER.

Another season, and more adversity to persevere through. We will get the job done, even BETTER than last year. GO KNICKS!
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6/28/2006  5:35 PM
For equal time we gotta get a Larry Brown pictoral also!

That was great, like the Walker Shimmy one a few months back!
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6/28/2006  5:45 PM
The Little Big Horn picture has got to win some kind of award.
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