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djsunyc
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6/26/2006  4:24 PM
Stern To Reveal Big Surprise On Draft Night
26th June, 2006 - 4:17 pm
NBA.com - What's in the black box? Only David Stern knows for sure.

But until then, everyone else is likely to speculate that the NBA is unveiling a new official ball that will replace the current one in the NBA.

A news article on NBA.com reads:

"On June 28, NBA Commissioner David Stern will introduce the NBA's newest employees, as he announces the Class of 2006. Before that, however, he will unveil the contents of the black box below -- sure to change the way you see the game. Check back Wednesday at 11:30 a.m. ET to see what's in the black box."
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6/26/2006  4:25 PM
my guess: splading infusion catheter.
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6/26/2006  4:30 PM
My guess is that he's forcing Dolan to sell the Knicks and then selling the rights to the team to UltimateKnicks.com where all personell decisions will be made by polls.
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6/26/2006  4:34 PM
Stern To Undergo Sex Reassignment Therapy
26th June, 2006 - 4:17 pm

On Wednesday, June 28th, 2006, NBA Commissioner David Stern will announce that he will undergo sex reassignment therapy this off-season, the NBA revealed today.

"I can't hide it anymore," said stern, "deep inside me is a woman waiting to get out."

The therapy is not expected to interfere with Stern's ability to continue his duties as NBA Commissioner.

"Why would it?" said Stern, "The players respect me. The owners respect me. They'll respect me even more for being true to myself. This is just who I am. This is something I've got to do. But I still love basketball."

Mr. Stern's wife was unavailable for comment.



[Edited by - BASKETBALLJONES on 06-26-2006 16:37]
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6/26/2006  4:53 PM
Wow, Stern's sex change is a huge announcement. What better venue than the NBA draft.
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6/26/2006  5:00 PM
there was already an article that the Celtics gave potential draftees the new ball to use in a workout. I hope it doesn't look like that old red white and blue ball or something gimmicky.

why change the ball? will it have dwyane wade's face on it?
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6/26/2006  6:02 PM
Xtreme NBA with glowing green Balls?????
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6/26/2006  6:25 PM
Here is a picture. This is incredibly unnecessary, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

http://www.hoopsworld.com/news/uploads/newball.jpg
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6/26/2006  6:30 PM
Posted by Seanc3:

Here is a picture. This is incredibly unnecessary, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

http://www.hoopsworld.com/news/uploads/newball.jpg

$$$$$$$$. That's why they did it.
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6/26/2006  7:05 PM

Maybe it's a can of spraypaint- So we can move the 3 point line to the international distance!

Or a small motor/servo- To implement motorized baskets (ala NBA Jams)! Could makes things interesting
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6/26/2006  8:30 PM
is that spongebob on that ball?
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6/26/2006  9:52 PM
I think changing the ball is a mistake - who cares what the ball looks like? The WNBA one is awful.
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6/27/2006  10:44 AM
lol. publicity stunt.
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