We get Zach and Miles for Craw, Lee and Frye.

Marbs
Francis
Curry
Miles
Randolph

1. A fight insues on the the court after we are 7-18 after marbs looks at miles the wrong way.

2. Francis starts crying and wants his "johnny cakes"!

3. Someone jacks a shank in Isiahs ass.

4. Nate gets his assed tatood by James and proclaims him as his little bitch. Makes him sit when he pees. Nate hangs himself on a three game road trip to texas.

5. Sacramento comes to town and the knicks go off and hug the former coach. His wallet and watch are lifted. Larry laughs as the wallet was Dolans, and the watch is a fake he bought in china town!

6. Qdog gets beat up by a fence that is offended he passed this fake on him.

7. Team is 24-39 but we proclaim success over previous year. We still flipping with chicago. Dolan realizes this is what the papers were talking about and fires Isiah.

8. Dido is dispondent and becomes a suicide bomber. He does not connect the wires right and instead just urinates on himself in the practice parking lot as jerome thinks he saved the day. Marbury gets religious and Charlie ward becomes his spiritual advisor.

9. Marbury in march pulls a hammy and takes the rest of the season off.

10. Team rallies around new coach Chuck Daley and squeeks in playoffs. Marbury ruins everything by returning.

11. Dolans father realizes that he must do what a father must do and tries to have little Jimmy thrown out.
He loses the battle but shoots him a-la-uncle June. He is released by Elliot Spitzer and awarded at city hall.

12. They sell the knicks to a consortium of rappers with Jordan and magic. the team slashs payroll and talk about rebuilding. Jordan comes back. Its ugly. Realizing the attendance is down we trade everyone for Timmy Duncan who stares at marbury in disbelief. Alan Houstan makes a stunning comeback which is made into movie with Will Will Smith. The knicks also sign Robert Horry and have Will Smith-Horry tee shirts made.

epilog.

Jay Z convinces Spike to buy into the nets and are renamed the Knights. Team trades for Telfair and he becomes a solid 2nd tier point guard with the Nets. Marbury tries to get traded there but joins the globetrotters instead.
By the year 2015 bonn1999 is still in school earning his 3rd degree but making 20k teaching a few classes. His parents finally take him off their medical insurance and he becomes a fisherman up in Alaska marrying an eskimo women who idolizes him. And speaks no english.

[Edited by - nalod on 05-16-2006 9:20 PM]

ROFL!!!!

man imdying right ehre....lol @ bonn

Nalod = DA MAN

oh god....

we're not worthy!