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Marv
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Alba Posts: 69
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5/1/2006  7:44 AM
> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
>whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each
>answer.
>The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have
>answered the question!
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> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe,
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>close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in
>an overly complicated way.
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> 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
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> Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
>giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to
>think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
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> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
>attend... Except one. Which animal does not attend?
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> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
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>just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not
>answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance
>to show your true abilities.
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> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
>you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
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> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you
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>been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This
>tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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> According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
>professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers
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>several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
>disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a
>four-year-old.
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Silverfuel
Posts: 31750
Alba Posts: 3
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Member: #268
USA
5/1/2006  8:46 AM
LOL
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
oohah
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Alba Posts: 0
Joined: 4/7/2005
Member: #887
5/2/2006  6:21 PM
0/4. screw you Marv.

oohah
Good luck Mike D'Antoni, 'cause you ain't never seen nothing like this before!
Marv
Posts: 35540
Alba Posts: 69
Joined: 9/2/2002
Member: #315
5/2/2006  6:29 PM
Posted by oohah:

0/4. screw you Marv.

oohah

the truth always hurts.
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