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djsunyc
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4/23/2006  1:44 AM

http://nbasource.blogspot.com/2005/08/oh-places-antoines-shimmy-will-go.html



To quote E Willems, the man who started the thread, "I meant to get a shimmy pic of Antoine, but all I could find was a picture of him making fun of retarded people."



Ah, nothing quite like Beethoven's Symphony No. 8 conducted by Employee No. 8.



It's close to crunch time
and Antoine Walker's lurking beyond the arc
Under the spotlight
You see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream
But Walker takes the shot before you make it
You start to freeze
As the airball hits you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is Antoine
Antoine's night
And no one's gonna stop him
From the brick about to strike
You know it's Antoine
Antoine's night
He's looking for his shot
Outside for 3 points
Antoine, yeah







Oh Antoine, behave!



Who's going to fire more misses? The storm troopers or Antoine?



"You're not in Boston anymore, Antoine."
"Whatever Dorothy, I got heart no matter where I go. But these elbows need some oil so I can hoist up more 3s!"





Where will that crazy Antoine end up next?



Antoine at the circus-- why the tiger and hula hoop? Just show game tapes of him blowing 4 on 1's during the Indiana series.



Not sure what label it is, but it sure as hell can't be blue.
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4/23/2006  1:53 AM
ROFL!!!!!
"As the airball hits you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed"

I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!! i CAN HEAR MJ SINGING THIS!!!! ITS TTO MUCH!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!
crzymdups
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4/23/2006  2:05 AM
amazing.
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codeunknown
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4/23/2006  2:25 AM
To the untrained eye, it looks like the hippo's trying to get away but Antoine's got a firm grip. Worst case scenario: PETA sues Antoine. Antoine initially pleads insanity, calling witnesses such as Boston Celtics fans. After being held in contempt of court for gratuitous shimmying, he proceeds to claim the hippo is his life partner and has a secret shimmying video with nightvision to prove it. PETA wins, sending Antoine to prison where he shimmies his way to cell block D.
Sh-t in the popcorn to go with sh-t on the court. Its a theme show like Medieval times.
DarkKnicks
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4/23/2006  5:04 AM
Hahahahaha, brilliant!
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4/23/2006  7:29 AM
That's beautiful.

I dont' know what's scarier, though - Antoine's pose or the fact that MJ now looks worse in real life than he did made up for that video!
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4/23/2006  11:20 PM
Come to think of it, he may win a ring this yr along with shaq, d wade and Zo..
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4/23/2006  11:29 PM
rofl my fukin ass off.
DLee is the best thing to happen to NY in Isiah's 4 year tenure. And that alone, though a positive on the radar, is sad as hell.
Nalod
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4/24/2006  12:15 AM
I hate walker, and that is some damm funny $hit right there!
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4/24/2006  12:24 AM
HAHA!!!
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4/24/2006  12:52 AM
To man this is some funny ****, lmao!
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4/24/2006  10:03 AM
I was thinking that even he must have to think this is funny!
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4/24/2006  10:29 AM
LOL If Toine sees that, it would make him not wanna do that anymore.
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4/24/2006  10:32 AM
I am in tears
the stop underrating David Lee movement 1. FIRE MIKE 2. HIRE MULLIN 3. PAY AVERY 4. FREE NATE!!!
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